| 2 Jun 10, 9:56 PM marcusl UK, 6 yrs   |
Wikipedia don't hang around much. All hail Zoidberg, saviour of the Universe! | |||
| 2 Jun 10, 9:57 PM condemned UK(M), 11 yrs |
He must have picked up some rude passengers to flip that much! Or maybe he was listening to this in his cab? | |||
| 2 Jun 10, 9:59 PM Miss_Dee UK(L), 5 yrs   |
rofl rofl rofl I knew you would have to in the end lol x Miss D | |||
| 2 Jun 10, 10:01 PM Doghouse_Reilly UK(MK), 6 yrs |
Not even a month into Tory government and people are gunning each other down in the street already. If anybody wants me I'll be building a pillbox in the garden. Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. | |||
| 2 Jun 10, 10:11 PM CookieMonster UK, 6 yrs |
Maybe tougher gun control laws are needed? | |||
| 2 Jun 10, 10:14 PM aka_kelly UK(YO), 2 yrs |
just too soon, it's the same day. I've relatives in cumbria. And no subject is taboo? Tell a racist or religous joke then. I used to be normal | |||
| 2 Jun 10, 10:15 PM yoda_dog UK(HP), 6 yrs |
Then again, maybe not....
"Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time." | |||
| 2 Jun 10, 10:17 PM Crystal_Eyes UK, 5 yrs   |
This black Christian walks into a mosque... ------------------------------------------ | |||
| 2 Jun 10, 10:30 PM yoda_dog UK(HP), 6 yrs |
Let me quote Mel Brooks, the little Jewish genius... "Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said." It's all about how it is said, and who it is said by. Now, a bit of race bashing? Sure, I'll go with that: In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight. One morning at dawn there was a fog (as thick as pea soup) and the two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day. Whilst the two armies were resting a voice, with a scottish accent came from within the dense fog. "Any one scotsman can beat any 10 englishmen". With this, the english general sent down 10 of his soldiers. There was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned. An hour later, the same voice was heard. "Any one scotsman can beat any 50 englishman". With this the english general sent down 50 of his soldiers. The same thing, a terrible fight ensured and again NO ONE returned. An hour later the same voice. "Any one scotsman can beat any 100 englishman". Same same, down went 100 of the best. NO ONE returned. An hour later. "Any one scotsman can beat any 1,000 englishman". By this time, the english general had enough and was about to send down his elite soldiers, when he saw a lone englishman crawling up the hill. He was battered to a pulp. As he reached his general he said, "Don't send any more troops down, its a trap, THERES TWO OF THEM!!!" "Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time." | |||
| 3 Jun 10, 12:35 AM CookieMonster UK, 6 yrs |
I was being sarcastic,
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?Thank god they cured me 
