| Kinky_Vidushaka |
Husband: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Wife: Take half and leave you!
Husband: I won £10 last night, here's £5 now fuck off.
| 28 May 10, 10:05 PM aka_kelly UK(YO), 2 yrs |
Please let me win a tenner, maybe then the ex wife will stop squatting in my house and then i can move back in and sell it I used to be normal |