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Posted by Kinky_Vidushaka on Mon 24 May 10, 7:43 PM to Kinky_Vidushaka's blog.

Orgasms for women.....

Was going to post this one a while back but forgot about it.

There Are At Least EIGHT Types Of ORGASM FOR A WOMAN. Guys notice anything?

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes......... ......

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.......... .......

3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No.........

4. The Traveller - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...... ....

5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God......... ......... ....

6. The User - Ahh, More, More, More........ ......... .

7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you

8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH.. .Deeper.. .Deeper.. . GO DEEPER!!

Replies

24 May 10, 8:21 PM
andrewsean
UK(CO), 5 yrs

Kinky_Vidushaka wrote:
Orgasms for women.....

Was going to post this one a while back but forgot about it.

There Are At Least EIGHT Types Of ORGASM FOR A WOMAN. Guys notice anything?

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes......... ......

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.......... .......

3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No.........

4. The Traveller - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...... ....

5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God......... ......... ....

6. The User - Ahh, More, More, More........ ......... .

7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you

8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH.. .Deeper.. .Deeper.. . GO DEEPER!!

You forgot the fake....oh taz, oh taz, oh taz. pmsllllllllll

Go on, laugh yourself stupid, you ain't got far to go!

24 May 10, 9:06 PM
LadyLibidienne
UK(CB), 8 yrs

andrewsean wrote:
Kinky_Vidushaka wrote:
Orgasms for women.....

Was going to post this one a while back but forgot about it.

There Are At Least EIGHT Types Of ORGASM FOR A WOMAN. Guys notice anything?

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes......... ......

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.......... .......

3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No.........

4. The Traveller - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...... ....

5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God......... ......... ....

6. The User - Ahh, More, More, More........ ......... .

7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you

8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH.. .Deeper.. .Deeper.. . GO DEEPER!!

You forgot the fake....oh taz, oh taz, oh taz. pmsllllllllll

Miouw after you with the bowl of cream lol. Also i want to know how you know?

"And the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder " "A heart is not judged by how much it loves but by how much it is loved" Wizard of Oz to the Tinman
"You give little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give" Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet

24 May 10, 9:18 PM
Kinky_Vidushaka
UK(SW), 3 yrs

LadyLibidienne wrote:
andrewsean wrote:
Kinky_Vidushaka wrote:
Orgasms for women.....

Was going to post this one a while back but forgot about it.

There Are At Least EIGHT Types Of ORGASM FOR A WOMAN. Guys notice anything?

1. The Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes......... ......

2. The Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.......... .......

3. The Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No.........

4. The Traveller - Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...... ....

5. The Religious - Oh God, Oh God......... ......... ....

6. The User - Ahh, More, More, More........ ......... .

7. The Murderer - Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you

8. The Submariner - Mmm...OHHH.. .Deeper.. .Deeper.. . GO DEEPER!!

You forgot the fake....oh taz, oh taz, oh taz. pmsllllllllll

Miouw after you with the bowl of cream lol. Also i want to know how you know?

So do I ,as I have the room soundproofed and all cameras jammed. :-D

There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line :-D

Edited 24 May 10, 9:19 PM by Kinky_Vidushaka

24 May 10, 9:37 PM
andrewsean
UK(CO), 5 yrs

I notice that you didn't deny it!!! lol

Go on, laugh yourself stupid, you ain't got far to go!

25 May 10, 7:58 AM
Kinky_Vidushaka
UK(SW), 3 yrs

andrewsean wrote:
I notice that you didn't deny it!!! lol

The bait was too small, like something else maybe? :-D

There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line :-D

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