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| Kinky_Vidushaka |
on Fri 14 May 10, 7:37 PM to Kinky_Vidushaka's blog.
I read it the other day and had to read it again to get it.
Two couples from London decide to go away for the week, the two husbands, Mark and John, over a pint in the local pub decided to try to persuade their wives to have a bit of wife swapping just for the night...
They both agree that if they can pull off the wife swap the next day at the breakfast, they would tap their spoons on the side of their breakfast bowls the number of times that they managed to fuck each other's wives!
After several drinks the wives agreed to swap husbands just for the night.
But what Mark didn't tell his friend John was that it's that time of the month for his wife, so off the couples when to bed for some swapping fun.
The next day at the breakfast table, still hungover after a good nights drinking and from the sound coming from both rooms. Mark taps his teaspoon 3 times against his breakfast bowl.
John then takes his teaspoon and taps it once on the strawberry jam and 3 times on the nutella. 
| 14 May 10, 9:00 PM rebel_angel UK(RM), 4 yrs   |
Ughhhh sick sick puppy.........  Play? |
| 14 May 10, 9:12 PM Stuart120 2 yrs |
Heard a similar one a few years back involving two grooms on the wedding night and them ordering toast the following morning. Second one asks for five slices, two of them brown. |
| 14 May 10, 9:16 PM Stuart120 2 yrs |
Always liked this one, although also now rather old... "I need some advice on what could be a life-changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She's also started going out "with the girls" a lot recently, although, when I ask which girls, it is always, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off. I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and "why was I checking up on her?". Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car, which would give me a view of the whole street, so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed a patch of rust around my rear wheel arch. So, should I take it into a body repair shop, or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?" _________________ |
