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| polly_pocket |
on Fri 7 May 10, 6:00 PM to polly_pocket's blog.
Occassionally Sir says something really funny. he has a very dry sense of humour but sometimes its hard to tell whether its meant to be funny or not!! Anyway, to give an example, a while ago when we were having sex i said to sir ( as we were just getting down to it)"wrong hole" to which he replied " theres no such thing as the wrong hole" which made me laugh and then last night we had this little gem as we were cuddling in bed.
me: We havent had vanilla sex for ages, and when we try to have vanilla sex something kinky gets thrown into it , either dialogue or you pinning my arms down. and i like vanilla sex ( then i sighed to get the full effect and gazed at him with my puppy dog eyes!)
Sir : " oh, honey, dont worry. I know what we will do. We can role play us having vanilla sex" !!!!!!!!
hmphh !!!
