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stupid messages... (59)

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30 Apr 10, 9:13 PM
SquireRaglan
UK(SW), 6 yrs

A huge cucumber, straight off, is quite likely to cause upset.

Better to start by suggesting a courgette.

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30 Apr 10, 9:28 PM
MrTom
UK, 8 yrs

missuslovett wrote:
A man was arrested for having sex with his garage. Have a sense of humour about it and move on.

How does that work exactly? Just academic interest, you understand.

Although i do have a garage, Actually, quite a nice one. A bit old and rough, but some people respond to that that.

It's the brickwork, you see. Rough, dirty, grimy; it's been around. Seen a thing or two. Many's the time I've found myself in there, and .......

Sorry. I'll go and have a cold shower.

30 Apr 10, 10:22 PM
missuslovett
UK(TN), 5 yrs

The gentle slope of the roof, the gritty allure of the brickwork, the welcoming shuffle of the opening doors, embracing you, accepting you as a man...a man who knows what to do with a garage...

1 May 10, 12:24 AM
misfit
UK, 3 yrs

latexlovers wrote:
I agree with Nick

Ha ha - very topical

Space travels in my blood. And there ain't nothing I can do about it.
I know I'm being used, that's okay cause I like the abuse.
I can resist everything except temptation.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilarious.
Cake or Death?
Life can be beautiful - Joe Gillis

1 May 10, 12:26 AM
misfit
UK, 3 yrs

missuslovett wrote:
As Ms Tytania said: COKE BOTTLE MAN...I have had a number of incredibly stupid memos from people who treat this place as if it was a cheapo dating site - dribble,toss,giggle.

A man was arrested for having sex with his garage. Have a sense of humour about it and move on.

Should that not be toss, dribble, Zzzzzz

Best

1 May 10, 6:49 AM
TVlynn03
UK(CH), 3 yrs

Why is we appear to have a number of post relating to food and drink on IC? I would advise anyone bothered by such requests,to insist that all items are where possible,fresh,local grown and organic. Also try not to be too adventurious if you are a novice-perhaps a baby carrot would be good introduction! It is no use requesting a large marrow or squash-this may give the impression that you are not being serious!

1 May 10, 9:12 AM
Lex_Magister
UK(M), 7 yrs

I do insist (if they must) on the 5 a day mandate!

As I type I reach out my hand, so as you read, you are then touched.

1 May 10, 12:08 PM
DominaFire
UK(RG), 3 yrs

MisterBear wrote:

Made_in_Italy wrote:
The point I wanted to make was: why sending messages like that in the first place?

Why send out viagra spam? Because it's a 100,000 to one shot, but you do it a 100,000 times and you'll get your shot. They don't care about the failures, only the successes stand out.

What I want to know, is if these people don't give a crap about pissing people off in their attempts to get their end away, then do they give a crap if someone starts a discussion about it? Do they bother to pay attention? Do they learn? There might be a 100,000 to 1 chance of getting through to someone. Bang your head against a wall 100,000 times and you might knock some plaster off.

so much sense written by Mister Bear

"Eats shoots and leaves" or maybe "Eats, shoots and leaves"
Your or you're so do you know the difference?
"Grains of sand is all we are, crawling on our manic star"

1 May 10, 12:12 PM
Made_in_Italy
UK, 2 yrs

Mistresslynntv03 wrote:
Why is we appear to have a number of post relating to food and drink on IC? I would advise anyone bothered by such requests,to insist that all items are where possible,fresh,local grown and organic. Also try not to be too adventurious if you are a novice-perhaps a baby carrot would be good introduction! It is no use requesting a large marrow or squash-this may give the impression that you are not being serious!

thank you Mistress, you made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off the bed!