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| Cassius |
on Wed 28 Apr 10, 11:30 AM to Cassius's blog.
.....what would be the FIRST decree that you would issue ?
| 28 Apr 10, 11:40 AM MistressBloke 5 yrs |
I'd pay myself a generous bonus and retire to my own island, probably with some elite female bodyguards dressed in rather fetching uniforms. "I am not an atomic playboy" - Vice Admiral W.H.R. Blandy Commander of the Bikini Test Edited 28 Apr 10, 11:41 AM by MistressBloke | ||
| 28 Apr 10, 1:35 PM subway2go 10 yrs |
I would make corporal punishment mandatory, unless you are a criminal why should they have any fun? lol | ||
| 28 Apr 10, 2:04 PM tazallie UK, 2 yrs |
I would ask my Master what decree to pass  Tazallie | ||
| 28 Apr 10, 2:27 PM Notasquick UK(WC), 10 yrs |
Public show trials, corporal punishment, hard labour, and confiscation of all assets, for each and every politican. Obviously starting with this fraudlent bullying bigoted billy liar: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_... -- | ||
| 28 Apr 10, 2:56 PM geek_love 2 yrs |
A ban on all future elections and a strict non-assassination of current dictators policy. Error found on this post - Variable &wittycomment not found. | ||
| 28 Apr 10, 3:39 PM TheSilverFox  UK(GU), 2 yrs    |
Oh that is creeping of the worst and most blatant nature!!! lol "The art of being a Gentleman is knowing when not to be" Quote:TheSilverFox - Circa 1986 | ||
| 28 Apr 10, 4:25 PM druidic UK(DD), 12 yrs |
The death penalty for wearing bad shoes. FIFE & TAYSIDE MUNCH | ||
| 28 Apr 10, 5:04 PM Cassius UK, 3 yrs |
Practise senseless acts of beauty. Edited 28 Apr 10, 5:05 PM by Cassius | ||
| 28 Apr 10, 6:00 PM LittleMissEvil 4 yrs |
I would do away with all equality laws, abolish the monarchy, change the UK in to a sort of republic, introduce a new equity court where I sat in and made all the decisions. I would have all the viewers of X-factor and all those other programs shot! Anyone who has ever been on Jeremy Kyle or wants to go on it shot, along with him. I would stage a huge concert for all the lesbians in the UK with pink headlining it, but instead of her coming out to sing she comes out and I shoot her at point blank range and throw the body in to the crowed. Then i would have lunch and maybe take the afternoon off as I had a very busy morning. It's in the water baby, it's in the pills that pick you up It's in the water baby, it's in the special way we fuck It's in the water baby, it's in your family tree It's in the water baby, it's between you and me - B.Molko | ||
| 28 Apr 10, 6:20 PM Cassius UK, 3 yrs |
Ugh - you would have some failed politician as head of state? How dull, dear. Practise senseless acts of beauty. |
