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| PearlBlueSoul |
on Tue 13 Apr 10, 7:20 PM to PearlBlueSoul's blog.
You know those farts you sometimes do, that rise in pitch toward the end? It sounds a bit like your bum is asking a question, doesn't it?
So, yeah, if your bumhole could talk, what question would it ask?
I get the feeling that mine has just answered its own question. Ahem.
| 13 Apr 10, 8:04 PM Bad_dog_no_biscuit UK(S), 5 yrs |
-squeep?- Translation : is it time for more ginger yet? Polyamory is wrong! | |
| 13 Apr 10, 8:31 PM hailstone UK(HD), 9 yrs |
Do i look big in this? my fantasies are your reality.... my reality is your edge | |
| 13 Apr 10, 8:47 PM TheSilverFox  UK(GU), 2 yrs    |
What did he say he was going to do??? "The art of being a Gentleman is knowing when not to be" Quote:TheSilverFox - Circa 1986 | |
| 13 Apr 10, 9:31 PM Praes_girl UK(WV), 5 yrs  |
What have you been eating? | |
| 14 Apr 10, 9:25 PM Hells_Bells UK(G), 7 yrs |
An ex of mine used to call these inquisifarts. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx | |
| 14 Apr 10, 10:46 PM PearlBlueSoul UK(EC), 2 yrs |
She says, as she points to her breasts. | |
| 16 Apr 10, 1:59 AM DancesWithPussycats UK(TW), 7 yrs |
I've been pondering this. Everyone knows that if you have a mixture of gas with solid and/or liquid, the gas rises to the top because it is less dense. So how come you can fart gas out of your bottom and not spray out a load of solid/liquid shit first? Surely the gas shouldn't come out until it has pushed out all the denser material? It is one of Science's great mysteries, perhaps it is simply the will of God. International man of mystery |
