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Posted by BDSM_Humour on Sat 3 Apr 10, 7:41 PM to the BDSM_Humour group.
A blast from the past as IC does a BDSM joke thread...
http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/180793/0
Thank you for laughing.
| 4 Apr 10, 10:11 PM prettyname UK(NW), 11 yrs  |
Oh, go on then...one more  George and Rose were attempting to have a bit of nooky for the first time in Donkey's years. As George hobbled over to the bed, Rose took off her slippers and layed down. First George tries to lift a leg onto the bed, fails, tries the other leg, and eventually manages to pull himself up. As he attempts to position himself over his wife, Rose reminds him; "Oh...do be careful George! Remember I've got accute angina!" George smiles at his missus and replies; "Thank Gawd for that, cuz your tits are knackered!" ~“Nothing is ever the same as they said it was. It's what I've never seen before that I recognise.” Diane Arbus~ |
| 4 May 10, 12:09 AM Aristaeus UK(RG), 2 yrs |
A friend of mine, she kept confusing her valium with her contraceptive pills.... She had 14 kids, but, didn't give a shit. |
| 18 Jun 10, 6:39 AM Aristaeus UK(RG), 2 yrs |
A family is driving behind an Ann Summers delivery lorry when a large dildo falls out & hits their windscreen. to hide her embarrassment the mother says to the children "that was a big insect". To which the 7 yr old son replies "I'm surprised it could fucking fly with a cock that size"! |
| 20 Jun 10, 5:18 PM swindonbdsmer 2 yrs |
bloke in court for battering this his wife, Judge says' fist offence' bloke says yeah then a table, frying pan, saucepan. Swindoniumbdsmer (Matt). kink am byth. |
| 11 Oct 11, 9:36 PM Cherche 4 yrs  |
A dyslexic bloke walks into a bra... |
| 11 Oct 11, 11:28 PM Empress_Martine UK(HA), 2 yrs £      |
Heard the one about the dys lexic pimp who brought a warehouse? http://empressm7.uboot.com/ http://www.socialkink.com/empressmartine Vampire, pro/lifestyle ts dom/switch.Ageplay mummy/aunty/AB,medical play,domestic,energy, outdoor specialist."Welcome to Downturn Abbey.You will not be staying long. James will show you to the servant' Edited 11 Oct 11, 11:30 PM by Empress_Martine |
| 13 Oct 11, 3:16 PM SublimeDecadence UK(WR), 5 yrs |
I'm always pinching and slapping birds arses at work, whilst telling them what I'd like to do to them. I've never been in trouble for doing it, but everyone else at the chicken plucking factory thinks I'm a weirdo. edited to add this I once had a wank at 30,000 feet - apparently I have an uncontrollable foot fetish! 'There's no such thing as a dirty book... it's just the way you read it" Alex Harvey Edited 13 Oct 11, 8:18 PM by SublimeDecadence |
