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| 1 Apr 10, 10:10 AM ashcanschool UK(DA), 2 yrs   |
Wow, thanks for all that. I've just shit myself laughing and then had a serious english lesson (very good by the way I'll take a lot of those points into consideration - thanks Clodmin) then kept laughing. I understand it probably isn't to everyone's taste, with seriousness being valued when you are fucking (right on), beating (getting a bit uncomfortable here), drowning (!!! can't you ever only do this once!?) I'm just someone who laughs more and finds a lot of things silly in and out of the bedroom. I tend to have more fun with the control and mind fuck element so finding something utterly hilarious and punishing any smirk seems like a fun game to me, not just smacking for smackings sake. That might be a bit indepth. Anywho I loved these names and they really brightened up my morning. Particularly enamoured with Bernard! and I'll be trundling around the next LAM looking for a nice pig tailed butt plug. Mwah for the tip whoever said that one! Keep them coming I've got a shit day ahead and will need laughing by the end of it.
Uber Kick Ass American Emperor Esq. | ||
| 1 Apr 10, 11:51 AM Viking_Domme_Slave 2 yrs |
Try these: http://www.slangsearch.com/insults.html http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/ http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html Enjoy! Before you judge me, consider if at any time during the reading of this ... you've been aroused. If the answer is yes then you must judge both of us. | ||
| 1 Apr 10, 2:19 PM little_imp UK(BN), 3 yrs  |
Yup, totally - it's all in the delivery. The 'two words strung together to make something doubly insulting' thing, doesn't really work for me. There's a fairly large line between 'gross, ridiculous, and genuinely insulting', and 'humiliating, degrading, and shaming' for me. YKIOK of course. "WHORE!!" | ||
| 1 Apr 10, 4:53 PM little_imp UK(BN), 3 yrs |
Yeah, I don't like 'slag' either. Sounds...icky. Gross, not sexy. A slag is someone no-one wants to fuck because they're a slag. A slut, on the other hand, is someone *everyone* wants to fuck because they're a slut. Therefore slut = good, slag = bad, for me personally. "WHORE!!" | ||
| 1 Apr 10, 5:10 PM strokes321 UK(M), 2 yrs |
Spunk breath? | ||
| 1 Apr 10, 5:12 PM Crystal_Eyes UK, 5 yrs   |
This is always nice to hear - the possessive pronoun adds more intimacy and affection, I find. ------------------------------------------ | ||
| 1 Apr 10, 6:14 PM Elegantly_Wasted 8 yrs |
slut mongering whore. Anal fuck slut (this works best when wandering through John Lewis. The looks on the other customers faces are priceless). Wank-bag Disgusting little cumpig 1 penny whore Spunk hole cheap ugly slag
In fact, just plain ugly works well, especially if you're hooding her or smothering her with a pillow so you don't have to look at her any more Yum!
"Love sticks, sweat drips, break the lock if it don't fit." | ||
| 3 Apr 10, 7:42 AM little_imp UK(BN), 3 yrs |
Mmm, I love that too - you're so right. "WHORE!!" | ||
| 3 Apr 10, 6:31 PM dedicated_kitty UK(LN), 3 yrs |
Pleased I wasn't the only one who found bumface amusing. Not quite sure why, but this thread made me think of this... | ||
| 10 May 10, 9:22 PM RebekkaRaynor UK(SW), 7 yrs £ |
Personally I like to use fuckbucket. _______________________ |
