Rufus Hound does Cheryl Cole (9)

Not hungry at the moment.

I always behave. I just don't specify how.
WARNING: Some BDSM activities may run the risk of injury or even death. However life runs the risk of injury and the certainty of death.

(RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance

Shusshhhh you!

*Goes back to fantasising about Johnny Depp*

Yeah shut it Mr, get back to yer salad abusing

..... Merda taurorum animas conturbit >v<

Oh I didn't hack it for long, tuned in to catch up with Eastenders only to find it wasn't on ... Watched Rufus then flicked the box off and radio on

..... Merda taurorum animas conturbit >v<

I craft salads, it's subs I abuse.

I always behave. I just don't specify how.
WARNING: Some BDSM activities may run the risk of injury or even death. However life runs the risk of injury and the certainty of death.

an abused sub salad! now there's an idea

... cucumber anyone?

..... Merda taurorum animas conturbit >v<

Unintentional euphemism is... fucking hilarious, actually.

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