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Compulsory Burkas (14)

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Posted by Cuddly_Tiger on Thu 18 Mar 10, 10:42 PM to Cuddly_Tiger's blog.

What have Joe Brand, Katy Brand and Miranda Hart all have in common?

They are all repulsive fat slags that the BBC continues to drag out just to tick the box to show they're not prejudiced against fat mingers.

Well I am prejudiced against them and am sick of their hideous fizzogs ruining my viewing.

I think Burkas should be made compulsory for the ugly. That would solve the problem and instead of being reviled these women would be respected for doing us all a favor.

Ugliness would be judged by an independent team of local dignitaries.

Edited Thu 18 Mar 10, 10:51 PM by Cuddly_Tiger

Replies

18 Mar 10, 10:49 PM
Ozymandias1
2 yrs
Cuddly_Tiger wrote:

I think Burka's should be made compulsory for the ugly.

Burka's what?

It's also an established fact that there is an international conspiracy, of which you are so obviously a member, of horses' arses!

18 Mar 10, 11:03 PM
FairyGirl
UK(YO), 3 yrs

Ozymandias1 wrote:
Cuddly_Tiger wrote:

I think Burka's should be made compulsory for the ugly.

Burka's what?

Loved this reply more than pink cupcakes!

ETA: Who the fuck is Joe Brand?

"Nothing saves anyone's life, Sir. It just postpones their death." - Posner , The History Boys.
All it takes for bad English to prevail is for literate people to do nothing.

18 Mar 10, 11:06 PM
SaintIntensity
UK(M), 10 yrs
Whatever Jamspid has, it's catching! Flee if you value your humanity!
18 Mar 10, 11:12 PM
Conan_The_Librarian
UK(S), 3 yrs

SaintIntensity wrote:
Whatever Jamspid has, it's catching! Flee if you value your humanity!

Obviously a mad scientist has successfully crossed a Jamspid with a GCSE!

Head for the hills!

Dum-diddy-dum-diddy-dum-diddy-VEGETABLE GARDEN! Dum-diddy-dum-diddy-dumdumdum-dum-diddy-dumdum-CORN !
Soon the corn will be as high as an elephant's eye!

18 Mar 10, 11:13 PM
Amber_Light
3 yrs
Well I for one am soooo glad 'Cuddly' decided to do this post. I have been trying to prove for some time now that amoebas really do have the access and ability now to type/communicate!! My research has now taken a whole new route!! How many thousands could I have spent if I had not stumbled upon this post?! Thank you Cuddly for saving the tax payer so much in research. Only problem is though folks...what are we going to do about this amoeba problem?....
18 Mar 10, 11:14 PM
Amber_Light
3 yrs
Ha ha! :-p

Stellan_Skarskroenen wrote:
SaintIntensity wrote:
Whatever Jamspid has, it's catching! Flee if you value your humanity!

Obviously a mad scientist has successfully crossed a Jamspid with a GCSE!

Head for the hills!

18 Mar 10, 11:16 PM
SaintIntensity
UK(M), 10 yrs
I am trying not to breathe in near this thread, just in case!
18 Mar 10, 11:19 PM
Amber_Light
3 yrs
Gotcha - NHS worker here - used to this type of filthy virus - hygiene mask, alcohol spray, alcohol wipes, had my jabs too! Steering clear now though anyway - better safe than sorry!

SaintIntensity wrote:
I am trying not to breathe in near this thread, just in case!

18 Mar 10, 11:23 PM
SaintIntensity
UK(M), 10 yrs
Well my iPod isn't disposable so I will just keep a shrewd distance from contaminated material such as the OP
18 Mar 10, 11:33 PM
Amber_Light
3 yrs
Good course of action my friend. Hoping now that my bed is far enough away from contaminated area though I do notice that original main source of contamination has decreased somewhat. Good night all.

SaintIntensity wrote:
Well my iPod isn't disposable so I will just keep a shrewd distance from contaminated material such as the OP

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