Man used penis to assault female police officer (8)
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Posted by DanesWood on Wed 17 Mar 10, 9:48 PM to DanesWood's blog.
I seriously have to wonder just how big this guys penis is to use it as an offensive weapon.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8...
A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.
The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.
Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.
They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.
He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed
John Hardie
Defence solicitor
Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.
"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.
"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."
His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.
Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.
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17 Mar 10, 9:49 PM
subette
2 yrs |
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17 Mar 10, 9:50 PM
Tall_Submissive
4 yrs
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DanesWood wrote:
Man used penis to assault female police officer
I seriously have to wonder just how big this guys penis is to use it as an offensive weapon.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8...
A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.
The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.
Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.
They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed
John Hardie
Defence solicitor
Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.
"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.
"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."
His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.
Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.
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Maybe he thought that the police lady would think she was getting hold of her Truncheon |
17 Mar 10, 10:03 PM
stormywaters
PT, 4 yrs |
Tall_Submissive wrote:
Maybe he thought that the police lady would think she was getting hold of her Truncheon
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Indeed. Grounds for appeal I'd say.
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17 Mar 10, 10:18 PM
BarbieSlutLoki
UK(E), 6 yrs
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Perhaps he thought she said "Are you going to cum quietly" The first rule of Brat Club, we don't talk about Brat Club...
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18 Mar 10, 9:47 AM
subweiser
UK(EN), 9 yrs
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Sounds like a cock and ball story to me! |
18 Mar 10, 10:04 AM
prettyname
UK(NW), 11 yrs
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He got up from the couch and was standing over them? Was he a) that tall, b) surrounded by the Ant Hill Mob, or b) they crawled in? or d) any other ideas?
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18 Mar 10, 7:10 PM
spirifer
UK, 6 yrs
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fireflame wrote:
DanesWood wrote:
A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.
Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.
"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.
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What a farce! 'His 'NOT guilty' plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown'..
In other words, the Police made up a load of lies to get an easy conviction, having had their time wasted by a man who simply had had a few too many..In his own home! No doubt when he stood, he fell out his underpants...wishful thinking on the pc's part!
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Yes, how dare they respond to his grilfriend's call for help. They should have stayed at the nick for another cuppa and ignored her call.
:rolls eyes: Ah semen. What is it about that ridiculous white secretion that pulls down the corners of an Englishman's mouth?
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18 Mar 10, 7:47 PM
DancesWithPussycats
UK(TW), 7 yrs
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prettyname wrote:
He got up from the couch and was standing over them? Was he a) that tall, b) surrounded by the Ant Hill Mob, or b) they crawled in? or d) any other ideas?
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She was on her knees in front of him ... saying "Please Master"International man of mystery
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