17 Mar 10, 7:43 PM Stuart120 2 yrs  |
Fitznicely wrote: As for how best to ruin an orgasm? Keep a pic of Mo Mowlam handy for the crucial moment.
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Harsh but fair, but don't go overboard with a picture of Anne Widdecoombe. Could ruin a life, not just an orgasm..! |
17 Mar 10, 8:46 PM Bastiaan_Earnshaw UK(M), 4 yrs 
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Those videos are hilarious. |
17 Mar 10, 8:58 PM shit_sub UK(W), 5 yrs
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Gobby_Whore wrote:
best way, every night tease but never ever let them cum.
For girls the best way to spoil them is after they cum make them say in a posh voice, "how kind of you to let me cum"
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*practices*
Hhaow kind of yoo to hlet me cum
Hhaow kind of yoo, to hlet me cum
Hhaow kind of yoo to let me cum
Haow kind of yoo to let me cum...
 some days it's hardly worth chewing through the leather straps
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17 Mar 10, 10:58 PM MasterPhil_uk UK(BS), 11 yrs
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Enough of the fellas heres one for the lasses.
Bio-Freeze!!!
Placed on the clit it freeze it, a bit like novacaine from the dentist..
As my slave says i want too cum but that bloody stuff wont let me, puts her on edge for ages WEG ROFLMAO!!!!!
A great punishment!! Ideal for the sadist.. Ask a question and be a fool for 5 minutes!
Never ask a question and be a fool for life! .
A blind person who sees is better than a seeing person who is blind.
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18 Mar 10, 1:40 AM Lord_Gobbimort 6 yrs  |
psycheee wrote:
Gobby_Whore wrote:
best way, every night tease but never ever let them cum.
For girls the best way to spoil them is after they cum make them say in a posh voice, "how kind of you to let me cum"
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*practices*
Hhaow kind of yoo to hlet me cum
Hhaow kind of yoo, to hlet me cum
Hhaow kind of yoo to let me cum
Haow kind of yoo to let me cum...
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Do i have to put marbles in your mouth! Again How kind of you too let me cum. commitment is like ham and eggs. the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.
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18 Mar 10, 2:35 AM subdave40 UK(SK), 7 yrs  |
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18 Mar 10, 9:07 AM shit_sub UK(W), 5 yrs
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Gobby_Whore wrote:
psycheee wrote:
Gobby_Whore wrote:
best way, every night tease but never ever let them cum.
For girls the best way to spoil them is after they cum make them say in a posh voice, "how kind of you to let me cum"
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*practices*
Hhaow kind of yoo to hlet me cum
Hhaow kind of yoo, to hlet me cum
Hhaow kind of yoo to let me cum
Haow kind of yoo to let me cum...
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Do i have to put marbles in your mouth! Again How kind of you too let me cum.
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just you wait 'enry 'iggins just you wait!
anyway if you did i'd probably swallow them then you'd have to stop and perform a heimlich manoevure. how's that for a passion killer  some days it's hardly worth chewing through the leather straps
Edited 18 Mar 10, 9:35 AM by shit_sub
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18 Mar 10, 1:44 PM Lord_Gobbimort 6 yrs  |
psycheee wrote:
Gobby_Whore wrote:
psycheee wrote:
Gobby_Whore wrote:
best way, every night tease but never ever let them cum.
For girls the best way to spoil them is after they cum make them say in a posh voice, "how kind of you to let me cum"
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*practices*
Hhaow kind of yoo to hlet me cum
Hhaow kind of yoo, to hlet me cum
Hhaow kind of yoo to let me cum
Haow kind of yoo to let me cum...
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Do i have to put marbles in your mouth! Again How kind of you too let me cum.
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just you wait 'enry 'iggins just you wait!
anyway if you did i'd probably swallow them then you'd have to stop and perform a heimlich manoevure. how's that for a passion killer
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I dig medical.... commitment is like ham and eggs. the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment.
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21 Mar 10, 10:36 AM subbie00 UK(TF), 7 yrs 
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psycheee wrote:
Gobby_Whore wrote:
best way, every night tease but never ever let them cum.
For girls the best way to spoil them is after they cum make them say in a posh voice, "how kind of you to let me cum"
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*practices*
Hhaow kind of yoo to hlet me cum
Hhaow kind of yoo, to hlet me cum
Hhaow kind of yoo to let me cum
Haow kind of yoo to let me cum...
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i think she's got it!
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