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| 17 Mar 10, 6:49 PM Generalbenns_ruby UK(BD), 6 yrs  |
This is very tongue in cheek but funny >>>> Top From The Bottom Union (T.F.T.B.U) All subs, upon demand or when appropriate, shall be entitled to : 1. The right to have non-blistering instruments used on their bottoms. 2. A southern comfort between every 50 strokes. 3. A 15 minute tea break at their discretion. 4. The right to switch so they can bite the hand that feeds them. 5. Pick fluff from between the toes of the Top when in an otk session. 6. Instruct the Top as to the pleasures they enjoy, and when they shall stop. 7. Chastise the Top if the session becomes unpleasurable. 8. The right to inspect the Top before the session to ensure they are clean and presentable prior to commencement of duty of pleasuring the bottom. 9. The right to a spanking-in-lieu should the session extend beyond normal working hours. 10. The right not to be gagged as this inhibits the giving of instructions to the Top. 11. The right to a smoke or a pie break after the first half hours play. 12. The right to a Bailey's and ice on demand. (Note the ice should be used to cool the bottom) 13. Have all other demands satisfied regardless of convenience to the Top. And thanks to moi the Union now has a new slogan....... "bound for trouble" Master
under Your hand my lessons are taught, my heart soars, my souldeepens, my tears are brushed aside, my mind grows, my submission flourishes,my serenity exists,my body blooms,the woman in me is discovered. ~smiles~ to Him | |
| 18 Mar 10, 7:19 PM moltenhoney UK(M), 12 yrs |
Chapter 19: How to make a hat or headband with suitably Domly pony tail attached, for your follicly challenged Uber Dom | |
| 18 Mar 10, 9:37 PM Grasshopper UK(SE), 2 yrs |
Argh. ARGH. If I wanted tongue-twisters that caused my brain to overheat I'd go looking for them! | |
| 18 Mar 10, 10:50 PM LadyLibidienne UK(CB), 8 yrs  |
This one i need to learn "And the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder " "A heart is not judged by how much it loves but by how much it is loved" Wizard of Oz to the Tinman You give little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet | |
| 18 Mar 10, 10:52 PM spikes_bear_cub UK(SG), 5 yrs |
As the originator of this posting I have to say not only have I been given some excellent advice, but I have been given a really good laugh too!! Thank you everyone, for all your postings. By the way, when is this handbook going to be published? And who is daring enough to do it!!!! he he he mnc x | |
| 20 Mar 10, 9:06 AM moltenhoney UK(M), 12 yrs |
Nice. If I picked it from his belly button too, I might get two different colours and then I could knit myself a jumper! |
