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| jules9 |
arm chair lawyers - do I have a case to sue?
This has been brought to my attention. We all know that popcorn consumption increases proportionally to drama on IC. As the drama has been high recently, I'm going through vast quantities, yet haven't been checking batch codes due to my eyes being fixated to the screen.
If I find any of these weevils what should I do? Carry on munching and appreciate the extra flavouring? Try and sue IC for being too addictive? Offer to help improve Butterkist's CIP/SIP systems at an extortionate consultants fee? Any ideas? I've even considered changing brands! 
XxX
| 14 Mar 10, 7:06 PM cheshire_girl1983 UK(SK), 4 yrs  |
You bang the popcorn on the table three times before you eat it!! The weevils fall right out! Don't you watch Hornblower?! Gawd! I checked my batch numbers- all is well!!! Be careful if you are watching your weight though....there are hidden calories in those little critters! | ||
| 14 Mar 10, 7:07 PM CookieMonster UK, 6 yrs |
Its not the toffee smothered ones i graze on so I no longer care, if you eat any microwavable food you deserve the scurvey imo. The weavals are adding vital protiens to shit food so whats the biggy?
Drama over, no e-lawyers needed. Fantardtastic. | ||
| 14 Mar 10, 7:09 PM jules9 UK(CH), 2 yrs    |
Hornblower? Somehow I think I need some edjumaction. Damn, I knew it, it's a ploy by IC to keep me fat. Although now my diets working well, I have started exercising too - even went swimming today - do you think that's enough to burn off the calories from them there critters?!!?!?! XxX | ||
| 14 Mar 10, 7:12 PM cheshire_girl1983 UK(SK), 4 yrs |
Hornblower = series of books (made into a tv series) about the british navy during the napoleon era (a little before my time anyway). Think sean bean's "sharpe" but on a boat, with weevils. Eta I'm sure the swimming did make up for the excess calories, well done! I'm sure the critters enjoyed it too! Edited 14 Mar 10, 7:13 PM by cheshire_girl1983 | ||
| 14 Mar 10, 7:13 PM jules9 UK(CH), 2 yrs |
Actually when I did my first degree (many moons ago now, so the research may be out of date) there were some really clever types at uni who were looking at tomatoes and how to get the best level of nutrition from them, Microwaving definitely kicked arse in at least one of the categories - so no scurvey for me
It's the idea of eating weevils 'cause, well, yanno, they're like still alive and stuff. I'm a meat eating hypocrite who could only kill me food if I ABSOLUTELY had too... XxX | ||
| 14 Mar 10, 7:14 PM jules9 UK(CH), 2 yrs |
Weevils make me think of Doctor Who - I was really disappointed to see how tiny they really are XxX | ||
| 14 Mar 10, 7:15 PM andrewsean UK(CO), 5 yrs |
If you are betting on 2 of them crawling across the table always bet on the smallest one....always better to go with the lesser of 2 weevels lol Treat problems like a dog would.....If you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away. | ||
| 14 Mar 10, 7:16 PM cheshire_girl1983 UK(SK), 4 yrs |
Well they're certainly not going to succeed if you keep eating the poor things! | ||
| 14 Mar 10, 7:18 PM jules9 UK(CH), 2 yrs |
Ooooohhhhh - do you think I could earn a sonic screwdriver if I ate enough? MiniDom would be sooooooo impressed! XxX | ||
| 14 Mar 10, 7:18 PM hollythedolly UK(NN), 2 yrs  |
Weevils make me think of Weevils wobble but they dont fall down Or is that Weebels wobble but they dont fall down it reminds me of a night club nick named the scabaret for a sticky carpet club no matter how much you drank you would always be stood up. Another one bites the dust. |
I mean, how are they gonna take over the Earth?!!?!
