Posted by ALittleBizarre
on Sun 14 Mar 10, 2:23 PM to ALittleBizarre's blog.
| 14 Mar 10, 2:24 PM hollythedolly UK(NN), 2 yrs   |
How about you fell on the stairs whilst doing housework landed on your nose? Another one bites the dust. | |
| 14 Mar 10, 2:32 PM Relaxed_and_Chaotic UK(SE), 3 yrs |
Sir never marks me on my face.....but i have a cupboard door in my kitchen at just the right height that would be a great excuse should he ever change His mind lol!  "There is no such thing as liberty. You only change one sort of domination for another. All we can do is to choose our master." D. H. Lawrence | |
| 14 Mar 10, 4:26 PM ALittleBizarre 4 yrs |
Just worried I'll end up sounding like a battered wife. | |
| 14 Mar 10, 6:32 PM DrMajolica UK(NR), 6 yrs |
Its not really any of our business (til you asked, publicly), in which case, my twopence-worth would be that if your gentleman inflicted them, he should be prepared to at least assist with the creation of an excuse.. Pleasure, price, pay... bla. Or is he making you figure it out alone as extra torment? Ninja attack.. or.. I always find telling the truth works well too, its always so unbelieveable. I think too much, therefore I am a bit of a twat. | |
| 14 Mar 10, 10:27 PM FluffySub UK(NN), 6 yrs      |
I gave myself a black eye the other week - was lying in bed, laptop on lap, and I fell asleep with my glasses on. I have no idea how I did it, I'm guessing I knocked them so that one of the pads that sit on your nose went hard into my eye. Anyhoooo I woke up, put away the laptop, took off my glasses and went to sleep. Next morning I sat down to put my make-up on, and to my horror I had a black eye. Worth a try (if you wear glasses)?! I'm a threadkiller, twisted threadkiller | |
| 15 Mar 10, 12:14 AM Miss_Despotic UK(M), 4 yrs    |
'First rule of fight club...'? |
