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on Thu 11 Mar 10, 8:26 PM to MisterBear's blog.
My world has been destroyed.
I've just seen an advert telling me that Charmin has been rebranded as Cushelle and they have stuck a koala bear on the packaging.
It's wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. It's more wrong than Mars dropping the work rest and play tag and replacing it with 'Pleasure you can't measure'. It's a sodding Mars bar, it's an average chocolate bar that only comes close to pleasure when used as a dildo.
So now I'm going to have to look for new brand of bog roll to buy. Anyone got any suggestion? There's that stuff made by that company that's run by a baby in a suit, or that stuff that dogs like to hump.
What's nice and soft and really clears the shit up?
| 11 Mar 10, 8:29 PM Lounge_Lizard 5 yrs |
Asda 'soft shades'...
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| 11 Mar 10, 8:38 PM Lounge_Lizard 5 yrs |
Hmmm... Maybe you were expecting some sort of 'humourous' witty ditty??? Oh...Asda 'soft shades' are proven to be softer than Andrex,if you were doubting my suggestion BTW. Sorry if I couldn't 'liven-up' your bog roll thread... Apologies...
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| 11 Mar 10, 8:52 PM hollythedolly UK(NN), 2 yrs  |
How about that tracing paper stuff. Then you have something to feel really bitter about as you cry whilst you wipe your stinging ring. | ||
| 11 Mar 10, 8:56 PM beestinglips 4 yrs |
Puppies, or kittens at a push.
The Devil made me write it. | ||
| 11 Mar 10, 8:58 PM Incandescence UK, 3 yrs |
why don't you just keep using the renamed charmin? *confused fizzog* @Strictly_SnM discussion group | ||
| 11 Mar 10, 9:03 PM hollythedolly UK(NN), 2 yrs |
because he thinks he's a man and cant have anything other than a grizzly cuddly bear on his rolls Another one bites the dust. | ||
| 11 Mar 10, 9:07 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs  |
While Charmin sounds like the name of a brain dead big brother contestant, it's still a vast improvement on cushelle which sounds like a cheesey brain dead American big brother contestant. Ok so that's not a great argument but it's still worth points. But the fact that it was bog roll advertised by a bear made it cool. And I'm talking about a proper will rip the arms off a Wookie if pissed off type bear, not one of these cutesy koala type efforts. They've shit on my favourite bog roll and I'm not happy about it and so am considering protesting by taking my crap business elsewhere. I always behave. I just don't specify how. | ||
| 11 Mar 10, 9:08 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs |
But you have to feed them otherwise they don't last long. I always behave. I just don't specify how. | ||
| 11 Mar 10, 9:08 PM CPeccavi 4 yrs |
Isn't this dilemma why they invented the pierced tongue? I think everyone should like everybody ..... Andy Warhol | ||
| 11 Mar 10, 9:11 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs |
Serious answers are welcome, it's incredibly rare that I actually get them though. However, your suggestion does open the door for yet another Asda blog though. But I'll check the soft shades out. I always behave. I just don't specify how. |
