Posted by Skyhook
on Fri 5 Mar 10, 7:37 PM to Skyhook's blog.
I've decided to give something back to 'the people'. Inspired after hearing a bunch of minor celebs being interviewed on the radio today about a Sponsored Moan they've been doing though it sounded like a spot of cycling got in the way I've been thinking of ways I too can contribute.
Now, I ran a sponsored race in the past (well, I say 'ran') and have also done a parachute jump for my own amusement, so I needed to come up with something different.
It seems however, that most sponsored stuff has to involve a horrendous level of hardship, like running a marathon backwards in flippers whistling the theme tune to Antiques Roadshow while juggling cacti, as if that somehow puts you more in touch with living in a cardboard box under the arches, or whatever the cause is for.
So I've been thinking of something that while a bit of an embuggerance got to show a bit of willing will also be a pleasure. And I think I've got it.
I'm not, of course, the kind of man who preys on people when they are emotionally vulnerable, or would turn a charitable cause to his own end No hold on, I am exactly the kind of man who preys on people when they are emotionally vulnerable and would turn a charitable cause to my own end literally.
I'm proposing then, for my totally unselfish charitable act, to tour the country for a week, and receive as many blowjobs from as many different girls as I can, stamina and hydration permitting. And for every blowjob received (must include a 'happy finish') I will donate a whole English ten pounds to charity. Regrettably for tax reasons I won't be able to disclose receipts received.
No, don't thank me now, I'm a saint and a martyr, really I am.
Obviously I can't do this on my own not without horrendously painful surgery on my spine and ribs so I'm appealing for volunteers.
Yes ladies! You yes you! could be a part of this amazing charitable work! For just a few minutes of your time (depending on technique, attractiveness, ambient temperature and the it's never happened to me before, honest clause) you could go down and go down in history!
Please apply via the usual channels. Discretion assured. A spittoon, luxury cushion for your knees and blindfold will be provided, if required.
You know, just the thought of contributing to charity is giving me a warm, and slightly sticky, glow already.
| 5 Mar 10, 7:46 PM NilSatisNisiOptimum UK, 6 yrs |
Sounds a plan to me lol What about lining up a group of subbies arses and have a sponsored thrashing,charging a pound a minute for as many thrashes you can give? Revenge is a wasted emotion | |||
| 5 Mar 10, 8:14 PM stormywaters PT, 4 yrs |
What kind of a sick pervert are you? The body is the temple of the soul and charity is the highest expression of the soul. You have debased both in one deeply offensive, self indulgent fantasy. Repent and let us kneel down and pray together. And for God's sake, who watches over sinner and saved alike, keep your hands off me. What truly grieves me is that I understand you are a family man. Kneel down and let us pray also for your poor wife and child. My object all sublime... Edited 5 Mar 10, 8:17 PM by stormywaters | |||
| 5 Mar 10, 8:20 PM magpieuk UK(LA), 4 yrs       |
As there was no mention of obligatory and entirely necessary mouthwash for hygiene purposes I'm afraid I cannot participate. However if you are willing to provide Trebor extra strong mints I might reconsider O bugger me it's hard being interesting all the time. I envy people who can be interesting in 300 characters or less | |||
| 5 Mar 10, 8:21 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs  |
You truly are magnanimous. If it was me, I'd have the ladies paying for the opportunity to give me a blow job. But that's mainly because I couldn't afford to blow ten quid a time. I always behave. I just don't specify how. | |||
| 5 Mar 10, 8:22 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs |
It's for charity, I'm sure you could supply your own as he's the one splashing out. I always behave. I just don't specify how. | |||
| 5 Mar 10, 8:34 PM magpieuk UK(LA), 4 yrs |
Yes but it's his cock I'm blowing so you know you'd think he'd want the best effect possible O bugger me it's hard being interesting all the time. I envy people who can be interesting in 300 characters or less | |||
| 5 Mar 10, 8:35 PM DoraExplorer UK(CO), 4 yrs |
Before I even CONSIDER going there, I would like to know - is there an alternative winkle offered if the one specified fails to live up to expectations? Oh, and do we get a cup of tea and a biscuit afterwards, like when one gives blood? I dont have a quote so I'll leave this bit blank...........cos I dont want to use up space till I have something really good to put here | |||
| 5 Mar 10, 8:36 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs |
In that case you should be asking for something like popping candy. I always behave. I just don't specify how. | |||
| 5 Mar 10, 9:33 PM Nyxiness UK(YO), 5 yrs |
Good one. I think I nearly wet my knickers laughing at this and the replies :D Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Language is an annoying necessity! | |||
| 5 Mar 10, 9:35 PM Dovetail UK, 3 yrs |
Ditto! |
