Posted by ThePhilanthropist
on Wed 3 Mar 10, 8:55 PM to ThePhilanthropist's blog.
Loneliness doesn't exist... If you're feeling a bit down, I hope this will help...
There's about 1 million dust mites living in a mattress!!! 
They literally eat you alive too, feeding themselves with bits of your dead skin!!! 
All the food they eat has got to go somewhere... So guess what??? They'll shit in your bed!!! The faeces transforms in white dust... That's the dust you can see when you beat or shake a mattress!!! 
Washing the beddings in a washing machine will cause a veritable ethnic cleansing as 200 000 of these dust mites will be exterminated in one go!!!
You'll never sleep alone anymore!!!
| 3 Mar 10, 9:31 PM littlestarlight UK, 6 yrs |
lol fabulous!!!! thank you for that
The eyes speak louder than any words..... | |
| 4 Mar 10, 12:38 AM ThePhilanthropist 4 yrs |
Sleep well!!! I'm only a filthy philanderer... | |
| 4 Mar 10, 8:46 AM Chrome_Bitch 8 yrs |
I slept well with all my bed bug pally's last night and didnt feel a thing when they was munching into me... Never test the depth of water with both feet! | |
| 4 Mar 10, 1:46 PM ThePhilanthropist 4 yrs |
I'm only a filthy philanderer... |
