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on Mon 1 Mar 10, 11:07 AM to Adverse_Camber's blog.
for a minty fresh washing machine:
1. Drop a brand-new, just worn once jacket in the car park.
2. Pick it up 48 hours later, after it has been driven over a few times and been subjected to torrential rain.
3. Make sure not to check the pockets, because it is so muddy and sodden that touching it is pretty vile.
4. Put it in the washing machine, even though it is sponge clean only, because it really can't get any worse.
5. Once the cycle is finished, remove said jacket and hang over the bath, as it will be dripping impressively.
6. Admire the flakes of tin foil and tiny pellets of chewing gum that are now liberally spread all over the drum.
Et voila...washing machine smells absolutely luvverley! 
Edited Mon 1 Mar 10, 12:03 PM by Adverse_Camber
| 1 Mar 10, 12:24 PM Iphis_me UK(E), 4 yrs  |
Not your pretty new jacket?  "The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates | |
| 1 Mar 10, 12:25 PM stormywaters PT, 4 yrs |
Ah yes, domestic science classes. How to straighten bent spahghetti, how to distract the children while the neighbours' dogs copulate and how to cope with uppity servants. Ah the fifties. My object all sublime... | |
| 1 Mar 10, 6:57 PM crystaltips 4 yrs |
i seem to remember ice is the answer to chewing gum disasters - hope that helps | |
| 1 Mar 10, 8:02 PM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
Fraid so...but it has washed up quite well, got a kinda unique weather beaten look to it now...
"I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands..." | |
| 1 Mar 10, 8:04 PM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
The fifties? Doesn't everybody unkink their spaghetti? I use my hair straighteners, works a treat... "I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands..." | |
| 1 Mar 10, 8:06 PM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
LOL..the gum was all over the washing machine...can you imagine what an excellent noise it would make if I stuck a party bucket of ice in there, then switched it on! What cycle d'ya think I should choose? Thanks tho x
"I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands..." | |
| 1 Mar 10, 8:08 PM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
LOL...yeah shame the machine didn't spit instead of swallowing...made a weird grinding noise when I used it after this domestic debacle...
"I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands..." |
...Now, if it'll only dry by Friday, all will not be lost LOL!