You Know You've Had a Good Night When ... (0)

Posted by CruelLadyScorpio on Sun 28 Feb 10, 4:36 AM to CruelLadyScorpio's blog.

there's a pair of rather expensive knickers draped over the ashtray ...

you have one stocking on, and a clamp still on one nipple ...

all your body hair is gone ...

'Fuck You Like an Animal' is set to repeat on your sound system ...

your backside looks like a miniature Turner stormscape ...

the dog is hoping for a walk by bribing you with the empty lube bottle in his mouth ...

you can't remember what happened to the butt plug, until you sit up ... (courtesy of Nartaka!)

there's a telephone number written in biro on your inner thigh ...

the clammy thing stuck to your arse isn't cold kebab, it's a TENS unit pad ...

you're red raw, yet still twitching convulsively ...

all your friends sent you texts around 3am reading, 'Where the fuck r u?!'

you have carpet burns on your knees, elbows, buttocks ... and one ear ...

there's severed bondage rope all over the bed and a knife stuck in the mattress ...

And finally ...

despite a bursting bladder and a thumping headache, there is someone in the bed you do not want to leave, for even a second ...

Cru x

Edited Sun 28 Feb 10, 4:50 AM by CruelLadyScorpio