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| melita |
on Fri 1 Oct 04, 1:22 PM to melita's blog.
[Verse 1]
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long.
I grew strong, I knew that I could take you on.
But there you are, another lie!
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a french fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream.
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now go, walk out the door.
How dare you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
'Cos as long as I have batteries, my sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
[Verse II]
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs.
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a Cordless Multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
'Cos as long as I have batteries, my sex life is gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!. . .Hey! Hey!
EDIT: Thought i'd better point out that i did not write
these words. i found them somewhere on the
net.....author unknown.....and thought they'd give you
all a good giggle (well the girls anyway )
Edited Sat 2 Oct 04, 10:32 AM by melita
