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| Kinky_Vidushaka |
on Mon 22 Feb 10, 6:14 PM to Kinky_Vidushaka's blog.
So hilarious.
I mean bondage items mentioned on a consumers report. 
If you missed it first viewing look at the second paragraph on the 'Stuff in shops' section.
http://uk.biz.yahoo.com/18022010/389/rights-chan...
Also I wouldn't like to do any of these jobs.
I started as a fishmonger but the work made me selfish.
My next job was in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it – it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
I attempted to work in a deli, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next, was a job in a shoe shop. I felt so down at heel that I became depressed and soulful.
Then I became a fisherman. But I discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I landed a job as an historian – until I realised there was no future in it.
I became an archaeologist and found that my career was in ruins.
I used to slice up bananas, smother them in oil and then fry them, but I felt I was just frittering my life away.
I became a barrista in Starbucks but the work just ground me down.
I trained to be an epileptic nurse but I just didn't fit in.
I worked as a circumcisionist but my eyesight was poor and I got the sack.
Have you got any suggestions for what I could try next?
| 22 Feb 10, 7:49 PM NimueBanditQueen UK(MK), 2 yrs |
You could try working in a pencil factory but no doubt you'd be swinging the lead. You could try working as a phlebotomist but I'm not sure you'd see the point.
...rushing in where angels fear to tread Edited 22 Feb 10, 7:50 PM by NimueBanditQueen | |
| 22 Feb 10, 9:04 PM MrTom UK, 8 yrs |
You could get a job as a lavatory attendant - then you could take holidays at your own convenience. Edited 22 Feb 10, 9:06 PM by MrTom | |
| 22 Feb 10, 10:51 PM KinkyRoly UK(OX), 3 yrs |
Get a job making curtains ... but you'll need to pull yourself together. Join the circus and become a human cannonball ... until such time as they fire you. I got a job collecting fluffy feathers from eider ducks ... but the work kept getting me down. I helped build the Channel Tunnel ... but it was boring work. I got a job setting limbs in plaster ... but I needed a break. I got a job in a handcuff factory ... but kept getting attached to my work mates. I was offered a job in a butt plug factory ... I told them where to stuff it. Then I was offered a job devising uses for artificial vaginas ... I told them to fuck it. Edited 22 Feb 10, 11:11 PM by KinkyRoly | |
| 23 Feb 10, 5:50 PM rocco_43 UK(RM), 2 yrs |
That would be my dream job
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| 23 Feb 10, 5:51 PM rocco_43 UK(RM), 2 yrs |
K.V Have you been getting these jokes from Tony Blackburn? lol | |
| 24 Feb 10, 7:17 PM Kinky_Vidushaka UK(SW), 3 yrs |
Certainly not he is way above my league. There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line |
*lol*