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Love it: Girls are like phones. (4)

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Posted by FuerstvonBismarck on Thu 11 Feb 10, 6:28 PM to FuerstvonBismarck's blog.

They love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected. :-D

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11 Feb 10, 6:55 PM
jules9
UK(CH), 3 yrs

*presses disconnect*
11 Feb 10, 7:34 PM
Helen_Back
UK(MK), 4 yrs
men see girls like phones, and upgrade whenever a better model comes along...slightly cynical shel
11 Feb 10, 7:44 PM
penwiggle
UK(CB), 5 yrs

But when you push the right buttons.... Fun Fun vibrations!

You say Ouch like it's a bad word.

12 Feb 10, 2:45 AM
Trussedworthy
UK(NW), 6 yrs

no, phones come with a manual, can be understood and are run by logical software.

Oh and have "mute" buttons. :)

Edited 12 Feb 10, 2:47 AM by Trussedworthy

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