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| Caracal |
on Wed 10 Feb 10, 5:30 PM to the Off_Topic_blog group.
Add your favourite quotes here, they could be funny, inspirational, witty or thought-provoking.
I'll start with a few Marxisms.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
| 10 Feb 10, 5:42 PM Crystal_Eyes UK, 5 yrs   |
I've not heard that one before - love it!! A few I also love:
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| 10 Feb 10, 6:25 PM franky58 UK(TF), 5 yrs £ |
May the fleas of a thousand dogs infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch them. Life is....A bit of give and take | ||
| 10 Feb 10, 6:33 PM candle_in_the_wind UK(RM), 5 yrs |
There are only 10 types of people in this world.
Those that understand binary code and those that don't. Ham and Eggs. A day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment for a pig. Depressed people should never say "I wish I was dead" It's "I wish I were dead"
The Gene Pool could use a little Chlorine Edited 10 Feb 10, 6:35 PM by candle_in_the_wind | ||
| 10 Feb 10, 6:39 PM CrystalTipps UK(SS), 6 yrs |
“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.” - William Somerset Maugham
x Come to the fantabulous Brentwood Munch! | ||
| 10 Feb 10, 7:02 PM yoda_dog UK(HP), 6 yrs |
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity"
and my signature "Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time." | ||
| 10 Feb 10, 7:31 PM little_belle UK(E), 4 yrs  |
Damn! That was going to be mine. Love it This is mine...is it cheating 'cos it's a lyric?
Hewwo! I make nylon whips. Take a peek at my profile if you'd like to buy one. | ||
| 10 Feb 10, 10:25 PM Lounge_Lizard 5 yrs |
Ooh...Too many to mention...I am a great fan of 'Saki' though... http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/pictures/Lounge... His other 'gems' include; 'Don't you just hate it when Americans try to speak French...It's a good job they never try to speak English'. 'He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death'. 'A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation'. Dr Samuel Johnson is another one of my favourite 'quoters'... 'A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out'. 'Fly fishing may be a very pleasant amusement;... but angling or float fishing I can only compare to a stick and a string, with a worm at one end and a fool at the other.' Tally Ho!... | ||
| 10 Feb 10, 11:02 PM DancesWithPussycats UK(TW), 7 yrs |
"The private behaviour of consenting adults is no business of the State" Sydney Biddle Barrows International man of mystery | ||
| 10 Feb 10, 11:25 PM Wildmessilina 2 yrs |
"Geoffry, Bungel's gone out" "Well, put some more petrol on him Zippy". The cast of Rainbow. I never eat more than I can lift. | ||
| 11 Feb 10, 12:20 AM Romola UK, 7 yrs  |
"I've been thrown out of more vampire roleplay chatrooms than you've had hot, pulsating dinners." zelie, 2006 It's only a weblog |
