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Best Cold Memo Ever Recieved? (21)

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jules9
Posted by jules9 on Wed 3 Feb 10, 12:50 PM to jules9's blog.

I'm talking diabolic cheese here, but good with it. Today's was "hi :) can we pretend that I wrote something what worked really well and move to the next stage?"

Well he definitely got marks for making me laugh...

XxX

Replies

3 Feb 10, 1:07 PM
Incandescence
UK, 3 yrs
lol that's really quite funny. I think I might even have replied to that one.

Just out of *interest*, did you reply??

In order to know virtue, we must first aquaint ourselves with vice - Marquis De Sade

3 Feb 10, 1:07 PM
Missdirection
UK(LL), 3 yrs

Must be the recent full moon as I have had a couple of corkers lately - someone asking if I can teach them to be a sub, another stating that He would be a perfect Dom for me (obviously not bothered to read my profile at all) and another commenting that as a Mistress (which I am clearly not) he would be able to serve me!!

Oh the mind boggles!!

a smile across my ass with a slap across my face :-)

3 Feb 10, 1:45 PM
River_Deep
UK, 6 yrs
I got a corker from an Italian guy yesterday. Thought long and hard about taking up his offer as I am dying to finish of learning Italian ;) but he was far too full on for me.

RD xx

It is not what you say or do but the way you say or do it
"Russian roulette is not the same without a gun and baby when its love, if it's not rough ,then it is not fun"

3 Feb 10, 2:30 PM
jules9
UK(CH), 3 yrs

lima_pink_tigress wrote:
lol that's really quite funny. I think I might even have replied to that one.

Just out of *interest*, did you reply??

I did actually, I figured anyone who can take the piss out of themselves like that can't be all bad - I wait to be proven wrong ;)

XxX

3 Feb 10, 2:32 PM
jules9
UK(CH), 3 yrs

pinky4Sir wrote:
Must be the recent full moon as I have had a couple of corkers lately - someone asking if I can teach them to be a sub, another stating that He would be a perfect Dom for me (obviously not bothered to read my profile at all) and another commenting that as a Mistress (which I am clearly not) he would be able to serve me!!

Oh the mind boggles!!

lol

I tend to reply to anyone who sends a genuine memo, even if it's just to say a polite no thanks, but I seriously have given up responding to subs asking me to Domme them - I am afraid they just get ignored for being so utterly stupid and selfish...

XxX

3 Feb 10, 2:34 PM
jules9
UK(CH), 3 yrs

River_Deep wrote:
I got a corker from an Italian guy yesterday. Thought long and hard about taking up his offer as I am dying to finish of learning Italian ;) but he was far too full on for me.

RD xx

Why do they do that? It's like they are overly keen to put their foot in it before things have even begun!!!

It's got me thinking though, we female subs do have a good laugh at the "Do me doms" etc out there, and we all bond and connect over similarities, I wonder if any of the genuine Doms ever get together and have a bitch about the common mistakes subs make?

XxX

3 Feb 10, 2:50 PM
River_Deep
UK, 6 yrs
jules9 wrote:
River_Deep wrote:
I got a corker from an Italian guy yesterday. Thought long and hard about taking up his offer as I am dying to finish of learning Italian ;) but he was far too full on for me.

RD xx

Why do they do that? It's like they are overly keen to put their foot in it before things have even begun!!!

XxX

He had to hit the ignore list pretty quick. Would not take no for an answer. Shame I could have used him :-D

RD xx

It is not what you say or do but the way you say or do it
"Russian roulette is not the same without a gun and baby when its love, if it's not rough ,then it is not fun"

3 Feb 10, 3:06 PM
MamaGoth
UK(BN), 3 yrs

a little self deprecation and humour goes a long way, I'd have thrown him a biscuit for that one :-D
3 Feb 10, 3:45 PM
Cheeky_Little_Smile
UK(SO), 5 yrs
River_Deep wrote:
I got a corker from an Italian guy yesterday. Thought long and hard about taking up his offer as I am dying to finish of learning Italian ;) but he was far too full on for me.

RD xx

I think I may have got the same memo :-D

3 Feb 10, 4:17 PM
Anenome
UK(S), 5 yrs

Cheeky_Little_Smile wrote:
River_Deep wrote:
I got a corker from an Italian guy yesterday. Thought long and hard about taking up his offer as I am dying to finish of learning Italian ;) but he was far too full on for me.

RD xx

I think I may have got the same memo :-D

Dammit. Me too!

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