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| 1 Feb 10, 6:18 PM OwnedByElira UK, 2 yrs  |
This thread is hilarious, and the most succesful bit of trolling I've seen in a long time. Keep up the good work. | ||
| 1 Feb 10, 8:12 PM Factory_slave UK(N), 6 yrs  |
It started off as a true story, albeit embellished in a few key places. A lot of the responses were so daft that I had to go with the flow. Let's analyse one example. A poster implied I should not be looking at women anyway. This is not a response to be taken seriously. I replied to say that if members of the opposite sex avoided looking at one another, by now mankind would be very extinct. I used the example of apes being in charge and typed in a very random 4000 years. Not to be outfoxed, my detractor seized the initiative and mocked my poor knowledge of natural history, with possibly a LOL thrown in at the end, whilst ignoring the reality that men and women might look at each other, now and then. The German language thing was the only unembellished part of the tale. Sadly, I set the bar just a bit too high on that one. We all make mistakes. A few other posters vented spleens and went in search of suicide pills. And yet, they read on; they came back for more. What's more they will continue to do so in SLAVE/SUB ACTS IN THE REAL WORLD PART 3 DER REGENSCHIRM. (Coming soon.) lol
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| 1 Feb 10, 9:47 PM gipsydelight UK(PO), 7 yrs |
Once upon a time I was on a train in England and an Englishman was staring at my boots. Then he touched my boot with his shoe. I said to him "keep your feet to yourself!" Does that make me a Domme and he a submissive? No, i'm still a sub and he was a total creep. | ||
| 1 Feb 10, 9:56 PM Factory_slave UK(N), 6 yrs |
lol | ||
| 1 Feb 10, 10:28 PM Factory_slave UK(N), 6 yrs |
With such prose, I can now see standards will have to be raised for part 3 (der Regenschirm - coming soon). | ||
| 2 Feb 10, 6:22 PM Wildmessilina 2 yrs |
Once upon a time, well actually once upon shedloads of times, the nutter on the bus, train, tube, park bench, cafe etc etc sits near you, invades your private space, inside you think "God no, not me, please". They trap, embarrass, pester you, and what do you do because you feel intimidated - avoid eye contact if at all possible, stare out the window unless you notice their reflection staring back, turn your ipod up, stare at shoes, read the crumpled up paper or the blokes across from you, make origami out of the rubbish in your pocket, cross your legs in defense, be polite but don't encourage them so use "du'd" to address them, and if you are bolder you will tell them to go forth and multiply...
Happens to me all the time...I can't help it, I'm submitting in the real world, and it leaves me wondering what is wrong with everyone else...why do they not understand and accept it. Edited, obviously. I never eat more than I can lift. Edited 2 Feb 10, 6:53 PM by Wildmessilina | ||
| 2 Feb 10, 8:57 PM Factory_slave UK(N), 6 yrs |
Without wishing to offend, Pans_Selene, before experimenting with German in your quotes, perhaps you should first brush up on your English. | ||
| 2 Feb 10, 9:27 PM yoda_dog UK(HP), 5 yrs |
Nope, but I've a big bag of internets with your name on it
"Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time." | ||
| 2 Feb 10, 10:55 PM Factory_slave UK(N), 6 yrs |
For fcuk's sake. I'd forgotten all about this waste of space and his battle cries.
No. I'm still waiting for the memo to stop all memos. I was quite happy to be alone in making a pratt of myself, but if Protocop wants to join in, feel free. More the merrier. It is/was no more than a humorous thread, but there is always one saddo who takes it just that bit too seriously. It's one thing ogling a nubile female on a train, but getting kicks out of anonymous and empty threats on an internet forum goes beyond creepy. | ||
| 2 Feb 10, 11:04 PM sirguym UK(HR), 6 yrs |
I there any other viewpoint? Seriously, I've been in many a high-powered formal industrial progress meeting and (very privately) scored it like a sports contes: sub/dom/sub/sub: Advantage Mr Vickers, then the rally, the MoD is coming up fast on the the outside: a late break by GEC revealing unforeseen talents ... Almost as much fun as analysing it in terms of Dialectical Materialism ... Amazing what one does in boring meetings ... Academy Incorporated: turning fantasy into reality, fast friendly, helpful, discreet service, with integrity www.academywear.com for retro adult school and maid uniform guy@tawse.com PO Box 135, Hereford, HR2 7WL, UK +44(0)1432 343100 [pi |
