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| friendly_Paradox |
The National Timewaster Convention due to be held in the Haltwhistle Arena tonight has been called off due to numerous last minute cancellations.
Chairman, Mike R Wunstart, believes this latest set back may result in the proposed merger with the British Anarchist Organisation, previously rejected by the membership, being reconsidered.
He believes that the merger would boost attendances at meetings which has recently been extremely disappointing. Clearly more people would attend meetings following such a merger, he claims, even if they won't necessarily attend at the right time and in the right place.
Meanwhile an extremist splinter group, who believe members should be more proactive on IC boards, namely Timewasters into Trolling, has recommended all their members to vote Conservative at the next general election. Henceforth therefore, they will be known as Right TITs.
| 22 Jan 10, 1:07 PM Jons_Amaranth UK(WS), 11 yrs  |
Not being very good at getting subtle hints, I am sort of sensing someone has been messing you around.
Edited 22 Jan 10, 1:08 PM by Jons_Amaranth | ||
| 22 Jan 10, 1:25 PM Just_jessica UK(BN), 4 yrs |
Oh my i'd just not driven halfway up the country to attend this, and now i'm gonna have to not turn round and not drive all the way back, what a waste of time!!!!
I must declare this convention is proving most successful so far It's now been so long since i had sex, i cannot even remember which one is supposed to get tied up! | ||
| 22 Jan 10, 1:27 PM leopard99 UK(N), 2 yrs  |
I think they should improve their chances of a sucessful conference by joining up with the National Procrastination Society (NAPS). | ||
| 22 Jan 10, 1:29 PM zorro1 UK(DY), 4 yrs |
I can relate to that !!!!! Not being very good at getting subtle hints, I am sort of sensing someone has been messing you around. [/quote]
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| 22 Jan 10, 2:42 PM leSalaud UK(DG), 2 yrs |
I heard that the National Apathetic Society cancelled their annual conference as nobody could be bothered turning up... Und plötzlich, weißt Du : Es ist Zeit, etwas Neues zu beginnen und dem Zauber des Anfangs zu vertrauen | ||
| 24 Jan 10, 9:24 AM gloworm UK(BN), 5 yrs |
Well I wasn't thinking of coming along but perhaps now maybe who knows? Going to sit and think about my decision however my uncle Hank said it would be a good place to go especially if I were to take along my donkey. | ||
| 24 Jan 10, 9:29 AM Dovetail UK, 3 yrs  |
But what about the rights of the Left TITs! | ||
| 27 Jan 10, 7:20 PM Mr_BigSi UK(BN), 3 yrs |
Left or Right, if I join do I get free tit?
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