11 Jun 10, 10:26 AM
patchworkpants
UK(S), 4 yrs
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It is!! Cool. I've never seen any of his reviews. I'm bookmarking this. 
you can spend your time alone redigesting past regrets
or you can come to terms and realize
you're the only one who cannot forgive yourself
makes much more sense to live in the present tense
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11 Jun 10, 11:24 AM
phuquk
UK(BH), 2 yrs
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CaptainQuo wrote:
I'm a fan of Platinum Games' work,
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Ever play God Hand? That was amazing!
I played a bit of God Of War III, really kind of dull in comparison to Bayonetta's gameplay |
11 Jun 10, 11:40 AM
AstronautMikeDexter
UK(E), 2 yrs |
Bayonetta just isn't that good. The first 3rd is fun but after that it's the same 6 mobs over and over and over. There is little or no variety. The best thing about it is the cover of fly me to the moon. ---
Ha!
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11 Jun 10, 11:55 AM
TheProf
UK(BL), 12 yrs
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Doghouse_Reilly wrote:
*For all the drooling and fappery of the geekorati Bayonetta as a character is about as new and exciting as the a new office chair. There have been loads of female characters who have been both hot and slightly pervy in games, from Bloodrayne to the Dark Mistresses of Dungeon Keeper, to Ivy in Soul Calibre, Nina Williams in Tekken, Violette in Velvet Assassin, the Siren in Borderlands, and even the chicks with whips in the Double Dragon arcade game way back when. It's arguable that one of the most common female archetypes in gaming is the kinky sadist.
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Nice sum up but forgot to mention Belladonna in the banned/withdrawn 'Thrill Kill' for the PS1. The developers were so hardcore that they sneaked a copy out onto the net.
I'm sure she'll forgive you.
ZzzzzT! AaaaaH! Then again...... Mike ('The Prof')
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11 Jun 10, 3:01 PM
Doghouse_Reilly
UK(MK), 6 yrs
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TheProf wrote:
Doghouse_Reilly wrote:
*For all the drooling and fappery of the geekorati Bayonetta as a character is about as new and exciting as the a new office chair. There have been loads of female characters who have been both hot and slightly pervy in games, from Bloodrayne to the Dark Mistresses of Dungeon Keeper, to Ivy in Soul Calibre, Nina Williams in Tekken, Violette in Velvet Assassin, the Siren in Borderlands, and even the chicks with whips in the Double Dragon arcade game way back when. It's arguable that one of the most common female archetypes in gaming is the kinky sadist.
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Nice sum up but forgot to mention Belladonna in the banned/withdrawn 'Thrill Kill' for the PS1. The developers were so hardcore that they sneaked a copy out onto the net.
I'm sure she'll forgive you.
ZzzzzT! AaaaaH! Then again......
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If I was going to do an exhaustive list of kinky chicks from the fighting game genre I'd be here all day. There's about three or four at least in the Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat series, a couple in Star Gladiator including one who sat on people's faces as an attack, a couple more I didn't mention from Soul Calibre and Tekken. The entire cast of characters from Rumble Roses XX (humiliation finishing moves for the win). Almost every female character from the Dead or Alive series. And so on.
Bayonetta is just yet another kinky female in a medium where sadistic and fetishised women are the norm rather than the exception. And I in no way mean that to sound like a bad thing. Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much.
Edited 11 Jun 10, 3:02 PM by Doghouse_Reilly
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12 Jun 10, 3:25 PM
patchworkpants
UK(S), 4 yrs
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But where are the overtly kinky men!? :O
Doghouse_Reilly wrote:
TheProf wrote:
Doghouse_Reilly wrote:
*For all the drooling and fappery of the geekorati Bayonetta as a character is about as new and exciting as the a new office chair. There have been loads of female characters who have been both hot and slightly pervy in games, from Bloodrayne to the Dark Mistresses of Dungeon Keeper, to Ivy in Soul Calibre, Nina Williams in Tekken, Violette in Velvet Assassin, the Siren in Borderlands, and even the chicks with whips in the Double Dragon arcade game way back when. It's arguable that one of the most common female archetypes in gaming is the kinky sadist.
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Nice sum up but forgot to mention Belladonna in the banned/withdrawn 'Thrill Kill' for the PS1. The developers were so hardcore that they sneaked a copy out onto the net.
I'm sure she'll forgive you.
ZzzzzT! AaaaaH! Then again......
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If I was going to do an exhaustive list of kinky chicks from the fighting game genre I'd be here all day. There's about three or four at least in the Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat series, a couple in Star Gladiator including one who sat on people's faces as an attack, a couple more I didn't mention from Soul Calibre and Tekken. The entire cast of characters from Rumble Roses XX (humiliation finishing moves for the win). Almost every female character from the Dead or Alive series. And so on.
Bayonetta is just yet another kinky female in a medium where sadistic and fetishised women are the norm rather than the exception. And I in no way mean that to sound like a bad thing.
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you can spend your time alone redigesting past regrets
or you can come to terms and realize
you're the only one who cannot forgive yourself
makes much more sense to live in the present tense
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24 Jun 10, 2:08 PM
cadnococh
UK(SA), 4 yrs
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you can get it off play,com for around 17.99 atm ,,,its very similler as most have said to the devil may cry ,,,
keep it kinky ,keep it safe ,,,be wicked
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24 Jun 10, 10:14 PM
Doghouse_Reilly
UK(MK), 6 yrs
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Tucked away with all the rocking horse shit and fish tits. I mean you've got Voldo in Soul Calibur who is basically a battle gimp, but past that a pervy male character would just come across as gay. A female main character is principally doing horrible things to men or to women, so if she's kinky when she goes about it that's hot either way. If a male character is getting kinky about his violence against other men, that's going to pique people's Gaydar. Now you can shoot women and kids in games, you can destroy whole planets, you can steal and racketeer, but you sure as shit better not be gay because that shit gets your game banned.
Well not really, but it does make people rage. Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much.
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