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Posted by RainbowLover on Tue 19 Jan 10, 2:34 PM to the BDSM_Humour group.
We, the Party, believe that kinky sex is the best way to lead the country and the world. Our main policies are:
1) Society should be divided into dominants and slaves. Slaves have no rights, will be forces to carry out the wishes of all dominants and must make them sexually available at all times. Dominants have complete control over all slaves and will be able to carry out any sexual practice on them (except unwilling rape and snuff).
2) Amongst the new laws to be added will be regulations regarding clothing. At least part of your clothing must be kinky. Clothes not normally regarded as kinky must be modified to be so. Wearing leather, rubber and spandex is encouraged. Nudity in public will be allowed. Then again, sex in public will also be allowed.
3) Law: ASBOs will be replaced with a series of outdoor punishments, such as stocks, public floggings etc. Only dominants are allowed to punish, although a slave may assist the dominant if they so wish.
4) Media: Pornography will be broadcast 24/7.
5) Health: We would fund as much as we can to wipe out all sexually transmitted diseases.
6) Economy: Dominants will be taxed per slave they own. Slaves will not be taxed because they do not have any money.
7) Defence: Weapons will be developed that instead of killing the enemy will make them submit sexually to us.
8) Arts: Government subsidies will be made available to those making erotic art.
9) Education: Children will be taught about sex and fetish from a young age. The Party's ultimate ambition is to remove the age of consent so that the next generation will be sexually charged and knowledgeable as soon as the leave school.
10) Government: The Houses of Parliament and the monarchy will be replaced with a “Dominant for Life”, who will have supreme and total power.
Vote for us (or you will be punished)!
| 19 Jan 10, 3:17 PM Degenerate  UK(M), 5 yrs    |
I'm in  Sign up to CAAN's statement www.caan.org.uk |
| 7 Feb 10, 7:37 PM MadameCaramel UK(E), 5 yrs £   |
Me too.... perfect!!! |
| 7 Feb 12, 9:08 AM redsub123789 UK, 15 mths |
The world would be a far better place if we ran the country like this, seriously it would. There would be disicipline back again. There would be an order to society. Any thugs would become slaves and punished for their vile behaviour. Here here I say, sadly its an "if only" situation. Actually didn't we operate a bit like this in neanderthal times when women stayed put and the men went out to hunt?
redsub123789 |
