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[Had a request to write this down, somewhere. This was a pub song made up by a choir I used to sing in. This is why I can never, ever, sing the kiddie version of this song, in case I switch over to this version accidentally.]
I'll sing you one-o, green grow the bondage-o
What is your one-o: One is wanking all alone and ever more shall be so.
etc.
12 for the condoms bought in bulk
11 for merkin wearers
10 for the ten-pot screamers
9 for the sixty-niners
8 for Wendys under the fan*
7 for the groans that send me to heaven
6 for those who want it**
5 for the links of chain (and)
4 for the bondage masters
Three, three, the whiiiiiips!***
Two, two, the lily white boys clothed all in leather-o
One is wanking all alone and ever more shall be so!
* NO ONE knows what this means. Its origin is lost.
** New Zealand pronunciation
*** a whip crack sound here
Edited Thu 14 Jan 10, 9:45 PM by mornington_crescent
