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Moose play (27)

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13 Jan 10, 10:09 PM
Jahc99
UK, 5 yrs

leopard99 wrote:
If you're into moose play beware of Sarah Palin.

I think every creature on the planet needs to beware of that one!

Why poison your liver when I could eat it for you?

13 Jan 10, 10:16 PM
CookieMonster
UK, 6 yrs

Jahc99 wrote:

leopard99 wrote:
If you're into moose play beware of Sarah Palin.

I think every creature on the planet needs to beware of that one!

Veritatis simplex oratio est. Seneca, Roman Statesman Ca. 65 A.D. The language of truth is simple.

13 Jan 10, 10:17 PM
SeaofDreams
UK(G), 6 yrs

CookieMonster wrote:
Isn't that what the Sweaties call a Mouse? Must pass away the hours in the snow buried highlands in winter.

well there are two elk on the Allandale Estate....

"No, I'm not going to climb that . All of these ropes and gear are to tie up your wife and daughter." — Jeff Batten.
Prizes to be one for anyone who can name the route this quote referrers to :o)

13 Jan 10, 10:29 PM
slutling_angel
4 yrs

Eclectic_shock wrote:

SirDreadly wrote:
Is this anything like blancmange or yoghurt play?

Confuzzledly, M.

Well squire, it might get wet and messy, know what I mean know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink. There might be fat involved certainly.

DOH...that's set off the F%T detectors!

Doh!!!

“It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure.”
'Marquis De Sade'

13 Jan 10, 10:30 PM
Cuddly_Tiger
UK, 6 yrs

Sarah Palin play, I'd be into that.

"Peas" is a registered trademark of the bogie marketing board.

13 Jan 10, 11:29 PM
NightSprite
UK(EN), 4 yrs

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm, Chocolate!

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup!

13 Jan 10, 11:49 PM
XMO0SE
UK, 3 yrs

If you were to ask I might tell you.

after all the definition of Moose is 'Large Horny beast'

small and imperfectly formed

14 Jan 10, 12:40 AM
LipstickTraces
UK(N), 2 yrs

lush_london wrote:
I once found (entirely by accident m'lud) a site devoted to zoophilia and the first page was explicit details about how to have sex with a panda. WTF? Pandas don't even like shagging other Pandas, never mind sex with other species. Definitely non-consensual

never mind real panda zoophilia but I have been trying to perfect my Panda Dance for my partner during play. The look of abject horror on his face was priceless v(^-^)v

Edited 14 Jan 10, 12:41 AM by LipstickTraces

14 Jan 10, 12:15 PM
ToakReon

UK(RH), 12 yrs

BarbieSlutLoki wrote:
Moose play that sounds well a bit Masonic....

Moosonic?

Toak

FEMALE, BONDAGE-FRIENDLY MODEL SOUGHT. I am seeking to update my "How To" shibari bondage pictures (see my profile pics, the clothed blonde tied in red and black) with a model more "enthusiastic" about BDSM, and who is happy to be photographed nude. MEMO ME if this is you.

14 Jan 10, 5:35 PM
Commander_Kwaaab
UK(SW), 7 yrs

lush_london wrote:
When I first got onto t'internet, when grandad were a lad and you could buy a car with a threepenny bit and still have change for petrol ..... ..... ..... well OK it was about 1995, most of the websites were text based, very few graphics. I once found (entirely by accident m'lud) a site devoted to zoophilia and the first page was explicit details about how to have sex with a panda. WTF? Pandas don't even like shagging other Pandas, never mind sex with other species. Definitely non-consensual

You found a WWF instruction pamphlet FOR pandas you fool!

Power corrupts; absolute power is even more fun
Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one less traveled by. Bastard Satnav!

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