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on Wed 13 Jan 10, 9:26 PM to proccie's blog.
I just found Sleep talkin' man a blog of the recordings of what a woman's husband says in his sleep.
I particularly liked:
"I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."
"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."
"Let me hold you in my arms. Feel me squeeze the living fucking breath out of your bastard body. Bliss. Lovely."
"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"
And much, much more.
| 13 Jan 10, 9:43 PM ThedaVamp UK, 6 yrs |
Hilarious! I woke someone up recently by chanting about 'fields of bees' Perverted Pederast Puppetmistress Pimp Pandering to the Patriarchy... apparently |
| 13 Jan 10, 9:51 PM crackedporcelain UK(DT), 3 yrs |
My ex once shook me awake to tell me to get off the track because the train was coming and I was in the way. When I blearily asked him WTF, he shushed me and rolled over in a huff. This guy seems far more entertaining. the small package good things come in. |
| 14 Jan 10, 10:42 AM NightSprite UK(EN), 4 yrs |
When I was a sprog I use to chant mantras in Latin when I slept! I went to a boarding school and it always freaked out my room mate. Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup! |
| 14 Jan 10, 9:35 PM merrynb99 UK(SL), 6 yrs |
I once leapt up in bed (asleep; yes, there was a witness) and shouted "POWER!" at the top of my voice. I was 19. It never happened again. A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika (D. Parker) |
| 15 Jan 10, 12:46 AM yoda_dog UK(HP), 6 yrs |
Cock hunter!!!!
That (and the note below it) has just had me giggling so much I'm crying...no idea why it's tickled me that much ETA: That site is amazing, thanks proccie! "Bottom line: it's couples who are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don't let it take them down. One of those two people will stand up and fight for that relationship every time." Edited 15 Jan 10, 1:08 AM by yoda_dog |
