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| 10 Jan 10, 12:35 AM Neptunite UK(BN), 3 yrs |
3 breasted alien http://cache.io9.com/assets/resources/2007/11/3b... "She said I need somebody...smarter than me, I need to exercise my vocabulary! I'll shut up and learn from... I'll shut up now." | |
| 10 Jan 10, 12:36 AM Neptunite UK(BN), 3 yrs |
ON TOP "She said I need somebody...smarter than me, I need to exercise my vocabulary! I'll shut up and learn from... I'll shut up now." | |
| 10 Jan 10, 12:38 AM Diablos_patience UK, 6 yrs |
Ha, this is brill right up the breast mans street..... happy birthday Mr Hook. x ~* Raku wa ku no tané; ku wa raku no tané. *~ | |
| 10 Jan 10, 12:47 AM FluffySub UK(NN), 6 yrs       |
Skyhook looked in his kit bag for his clover clamps and realised he'd come woefully ill equipped for this occasion. I'm a threadkiller, twisted threadkiller | |
| 10 Jan 10, 1:33 AM Dovetail UK, 3 yrs   |
But he did have his trusty camera and he wanted to make sure he had a picture as nobody would believe him when he told them about the fun to be had with a woman with three breasts. (sorry I was late - and crap at fiction!) Happy Birthday Skyhook. x | |
| 10 Jan 10, 7:32 AM wonderer UK, 5 yrs |
Well yes - Happy Birthday and many happy returns mate. Hope you enjoyed the prunes! (What a shambles this story has turned out; let's see how adept Adverse_Camber is at "whipping into shape"!) Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est. http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/226772/ | |
| 10 Jan 10, 12:00 PM stormywaters PT, 4 yrs |
Slowly he began to resurface. He floated, mesmerised, in the no mans land between sleep and dream, between dream and life. Three breasts? Green breasts? Giant breast aliens? He must be fully awake; these had been his happy, everyday conscious living fantasies for as long as he could remember. He sank softly back into the pillow of dreams. It was his birthday. His friends had scoured the Earth for the girls with the most beautiful breasts. They smiled. He slurped, he sucked. Milk flowed. He felt the warm liquid oozing onto his tongue. He splashed in a pool of soft, carressing milk. His friends were all around him, swimming, splashing, smiling shouting. Girls floated in the pool, lazily moving their smooth young limbs, tresses swirling in the milk.
My object all sublime... Edited 10 Jan 10, 12:01 PM by stormywaters | |
| 10 Jan 10, 11:01 PM slutling_angel 4 yrs |
Aww Happy Birthday Mr S. Hope it was an enjoyable day. “It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure.” | |
| 10 Jan 10, 11:34 PM fluffy_welsh_angel UK(DN), 6 yrs |
Happy birthday my lovely. Sorry I was in work all day today else I would have come up with some boobage filled filth for you  xxxMew | |
| 13 Jan 10, 7:50 PM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
LOL...that was a teensy bit of an amusing disaster!
I owe you a story Oh Older One...will send it privately when my life slows down to a panic again "I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands..." |
Take care x
