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3 Jan 10, 6:42 PM
tanken
UK(NR), 2 yrs

SheilaBlyge wrote:

No, no stop, this uncontrollable laughing is playing havoc with my wrinkles!!!!! *reaches for the No7* Thanks for the tip Delphy :-D

Funny thing is... true story... I had to delete my first attempt at this reply, because I made a crack about only being 6 years older than Delphy... I genuinely had it in my head that he is 36! I took a quick peek at the profile to double check, and found it says 30, haha! Are you sure Delphy? Or is that the eternal *cough* 30 that stays in place til you're 40?

Must... stop .... Delphy .... baiting.....

He may be only 30 but he has to take Viagra to get an erection :)

'Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather' - Velvet Underground

3 Jan 10, 6:42 PM
McDelphian
2 yrs
You implied that I was similar to your ahem outers and I compared you to an intergalatic space criminal who has a cryogenically frozen Han Solo on his wall.

Sounds fair to me.

LadyPandoraCP wrote:
McDelphian wrote:
Are you implying that I outed you? Most of the peeps I spoke to said that you outed yourself to seek attention.

I'm neither an outer or pondlife so run along and unfreeze Han.

LadyPandoraCP wrote:
McDelphian wrote:
bookmarks old gal oh and <more twaddle>

A shiver ran down my spine when I read the above as, strangely enough, the scumbags who outed us also began by bookmarking my posts so that they could quickly respond to each and every one with vitriol and abuse ... seems a common first step for stalkers and other pondlife ;)

ROFL if you can't comprehend basic English then that's your problem, McDelphian. Your post actually makes no sense, but then that's nowt new. Far too busy to engage in conversation with you any more, so do feel free to read whatever you wish into my post, the same as you do with others :)

3 Jan 10, 6:44 PM
McDelphian
2 yrs
Seriously, I didn't need Viagra to do your grandaughter.

redgerbil wrote:
SheilaBlyge wrote:

No, no stop, this uncontrollable laughing is playing havoc with my wrinkles!!!!! *reaches for the No7* Thanks for the tip Delphy :-D

Funny thing is... true story... I had to delete my first attempt at this reply, because I made a crack about only being 6 years older than Delphy... I genuinely had it in my head that he is 36! I took a quick peek at the profile to double check, and found it says 30, haha! Are you sure Delphy? Or is that the eternal *cough* 30 that stays in place til you're 40?

Must... stop .... Delphy .... baiting.....

He may be only 30 but he has to take Viagra to get an erection :)

3 Jan 10, 7:24 PM
subjayBelfast
UK(BT), 3 yrs
Is there any point at all to your posts McDelphin or do you have so much time on your hands that you just post random bullshit?
3 Jan 10, 8:16 PM
McDelphian
2 yrs
Belfast! Do you know my cousin? O'Delphian?

subjayBelfast wrote:
Is there any point at all to your posts McDelphin or do you have so much time on your hands that you just post random bullshit?
3 Jan 10, 8:21 PM
VirginQueen
UK, 4 yrs
McDelphian wrote:
I compared you to an intergalatic space criminal who has a cryogenically frozen Han Solo on his wall.

Whoa! Geek alert! Do you dress up and go to Star Trek conventions??? :-p

3 Jan 10, 8:38 PM
McDelphian
2 yrs
My first munch resembled the bar scene in starwars.

VirginQueen wrote:
McDelphian wrote:
I compared you to an intergalatic space criminal who has a cryogenically frozen Han Solo on his wall.

Whoa! Geek alert! Do you dress up and go to Star Trek conventions??? :-p

3 Jan 10, 9:47 PM
CookieMonster
UK, 6 yrs
Lady_Anna_Bradford wrote:
CookieMonster wrote:
Lady_Anna_Bradford wrote:
I've already received a couple of appalling applications. I'll give you a hint. Three of four lines is not sufficient.

I've told you what I want from you. Do it properly or don't bother.

My application was ok, fussy bitch oops i mean mistress.:-p

Moaning about how long it takes to climb into blue fur was an application? :-p

Well its the best your getting, i hope you dont expect me to re-submit it? Bloody timewaster.;)

Veritatis simplex oratio est. Seneca, Roman Statesman Ca. 65 A.D. The language of truth is simple.

3 Jan 10, 10:13 PM
Lady_Anna_Bradford
UK(BD), 5 yrs

CookieMonster wrote:
Lady_Anna_Bradford wrote:
CookieMonster wrote:
Lady_Anna_Bradford wrote:
I've already received a couple of appalling applications. I'll give you a hint. Three of four lines is not sufficient.

I've told you what I want from you. Do it properly or don't bother.

My application was ok, fussy bitch oops i mean mistress.:-p

Moaning about how long it takes to climb into blue fur was an application? :-p

Well its the best your getting, i hope you dont expect me to re-submit it? Bloody timewaster.;)

You'd bugger up the Dyson within 3 minutes with all that matted blue fur.

Mind you, I could roll you around the floor and you'd pick up all the lint, and I wouldn't need dusters or a bog brush.

You're hired!

"If no sexual offence is being committed it seems very odd indeed that there should be an offence for having an image of something which was not an offence," Lord Wallace of Tankerness
http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/26308 http://ladyannadominatrix.c4slive.com/ http://www.professionaldomination.co.uk

3 Jan 10, 10:54 PM
CookieMonster
UK, 6 yrs
You cant wait to run your hands through my silky blue fur, hope they are clean btw, a double scrub beforehand if youve been wanking while reading my posts.

Veritatis simplex oratio est. Seneca, Roman Statesman Ca. 65 A.D. The language of truth is simple.

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