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Kinky Christmas CAROLS (5)

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WaterDragon
Posted by WaterDragon on Mon 14 Dec 09, 2:33 PM to WaterDragon's blog.

HAS ANY ONE ANY OTHER SUITABLE CAROLS?

We wish you a kinky christmas,

We wish you a kinky christmas,

We wish you a kinky christmas,

and a slap on the bum.

.

Good hidings we bring to you and your kin,

We wish you a kinky christmas,

and a slap on the bum.

.

Now we like a damn good caning,

Now we like a damn good caning,

Now we like a damn good caning,

so come and bend down.

.

Good hidings we bring to you and your kin,

We wish you a kinky christmas,

and a slap on the bum.

.

And we like a bit of rope to,

And we like a bit of rope to,

And we like a bit of rope to,

And hand cuffs as well.

.

Good hidings we bring to you and your kin,

We wish you a kinky christmas,

and a kinky new year.

.

.

Whole carols please, not just one line.

Edited Mon 14 Dec 09, 8:15 PM by WaterDragon

Replies

14 Dec 09, 3:41 PM
the_unsub
2 yrs
There's a 12 days of kinky Christmas over at the iron gate

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step - Confucius

15 Dec 09, 8:04 AM
Kinky_Vidushaka
UK(SW), 3 yrs

Don't know whether this could be classed as kinky per se, but it is sung to a christmas carol.

http://www.catsprn.com/twelve_sti_xmas.htm

There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line :-D

15 Dec 09, 8:23 AM
WaterDragon
UK(LN), 6 yrs
Kinky_Vidushaka wrote:
Don't know whether this could be classed as kinky per se, but it is sung to a christmas carol.

http://www.catsprn.com/twelve_sti_xmas.htm

Not exactly kinky, but apropos certainly.

Hugs,

Irene.

Yet Dom as I am _ Still I crave the wind from your sub wings
fleeting softly with gentleness so pure

15 Dec 09, 9:57 AM
aka_kelly
UK(YO), 2 yrs

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?Had a very shiny knob?And if you ask him nicely?He will put it in your gob?Oh how the other reindeer?Used to beg to suck him dry?They wouldn't let Sir Rudolph?Have a moment to fly high?Then one day he had a slip?His slut gave him the snip?Rudolph now your knob's so small?You can't go to the fetish ball?:-*

Sometimes i'm kelly, sometimes i'm not, sometimes the difference is hard to spot!

16 Dec 09, 6:56 AM
WaterDragon
UK(LN), 6 yrs
tadtrout_aka_kelly wrote:

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer Had a very shiny knob And if you ask him nicely He will put it in your gob

Oh how the other reindeer Used to beg to suck him dry? They wouldn't let Sir Rudolph Have a moment to fly high

Then one day he had a slip His slut gave him the snip Rudolph now your knob's so small You can't go to the fetish ball:-*

I am having trouble fitting that to the tune, let alone extending it, but good try.

Hugs,

Irene.

Yet Dom as I am _ Still I crave the wind from your sub wings
fleeting softly with gentleness so pure

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