Posted by Skyhook
on Tue 8 Dec 09, 12:14 AM to Skyhook's blog.
...I haven't called that cunt at work a cunt, I haven't helped any old ladies half-way across a busy road, and while I may have touched a few nice ladies breasts, I haven't dipped my willy anywhere but at home, I've given up drinking (twice!) and I've not told any small children that when the ice-cream van plays its jaunty jingle means it's out of ice-cream.
So, I was wondering if this year you could see your way to getting me a Lamborghini Murciélago LP640, in pearl metallic yellow with black leather interior and yellow stitching please. I'm not greedy, it doesn't have to be the SV version.
Of course, I'm a reasonable man, and I do understand that times are hard, I do feel for all of Santa's little helpers that are on short time, so I'd be happy to compromise and take an Aston Martin V12 Vantage. In obsidian black.
Thanks muchly.
Jase.
P.S. Oh, and world peace and an end to famine too, but don't put yourself out.
| 8 Dec 09, 1:07 AM fen_fatale UK(CB), 8 yrs  |
Hmm these Vantages are in high demand! tis what someone has asked me for too, same colour too. Mind you, i guess i should consider it a bonus that both my kids agreed they would share a Konnigggsseeeeggggggg | |
| 8 Dec 09, 1:38 AM BusMaster UK(NG), 9 yrs |
But where would little skyhook go in a Lambo ? Will you follow me into the Darkness, will you follow me into the Fire | |
| 8 Dec 09, 2:27 AM Thought_Policeman UK(SO), 2 yrs |
Have you never heard of a hood ornament? | |
| 8 Dec 09, 7:31 AM Amber_Light 3 yrs |
Now let me see, skyhook putting a post on here with the words 'been a good boy' first grabbed my attention as I didn't know you told such huuuuuge porkies! 
As for the car, those Dinky Toys can be quite expensive and such a collectors item but as I'm on first name terms with 'Whiskers', I mean Santa, I shall put a good word in for you as, you believing you have been good shows such an amazing imagination that it deserves rewarding | |
| 8 Dec 09, 4:44 PM stormywaters PT, 4 yrs |
Ho ho ho, little boy, are you sure you've been good? One of my elves says you've been writing smutty stories. VERY smutty stories, about you and other little boys doing mean, nasty, absolutely howid things to pure, innocent little girls. Now that's not very nice is it? And then putting them on the web and hoping lots of people will read them and maybe get ideas. I don't think you've been a good boy at all Jase. I think you've been very very naughty and don't deserve any Christmas presents at all, never mind a Lamborghinni with lots of V things. Now Stormywaters, he has been good. He just has kind loving thoughts about everyone, especially girlies, so I'm going to give him a Lamborghinni with oodles of Vs. If you are nice to him he might give you a ride in it. And what's all this about whirled peas? My object all sublime... Edited 8 Dec 09, 4:55 PM by stormywaters |
It's ok to call the cunt at work a cunt as Santa does like honesty 