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"So how come your still on the market?" The Sequel (3)

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Posted by Ms_Tytania on Fri 4 Dec 09, 1:56 PM to Ms_Tytania's blog.

Not the one to be bothered by the usual "ur c8, u wanna chat on cam?" riff-raff, Mis Sodomitrix. Nope. Specially on vanilla dating sites, I always attract the significant minorities. Cue, message received this morning on POF, aka Plenty OF Bottom Feeders:

"i am friendly and sensitive i am interested in stone circles i think i know who built them relations of the chechens hope to hear from you"

He didn't mention if he has any chechen relations himself, but anyway, straying from the point at hand already. Minutes later, I receive this on my facebook: MoD UFO sightings deadline to close down. ooooh, spooky or what!

I bet that my stone circle fancier admirer is well gutted. Perhaps I shouldn't have been such an icy maiden, and given him a mercy shag? I bet he's busy writing outraged letters to all the relevant papers right now. While I languish in the dusty, cobweb covered shelf of old maidenhood :(

Edited Fri 4 Dec 09, 4:27 PM by Ms_Tytania

Replies

4 Dec 09, 2:30 PM
Mr_Worm
UK(BN), 5 yrs


are you going for the record in elapsed time to market for sequels ?
4 Dec 09, 5:41 PM
MsNemi
UK, 4 yrs
Oh come on! How can you not want to get with that?

:-D

One of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind, never considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die.

4 Dec 09, 8:41 PM
Ms_Tytania
6 yrs
Natural_Born_Sub wrote:
Talking of pof, you are always coming up in 'my matches' even though you are like 300 miles away.

You must send me a message there, it'll be great to have someone to swap all the looney message stories with!

"People are inherently evil, but very, very funny" - Joe Orton.

Edited 4 Dec 09, 8:48 PM by Ms_Tytania

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