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The Arse End Of Nowhere (9)

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Doghouse_Reilly
Posted by Doghouse_Reilly on Thu 3 Dec 09, 3:57 PM to Doghouse_Reilly's blog.

That's right Kent, I'm talking to you.

For the first time ever I am staring down both barrels of a shit birthday due to geography. It's a disaster.

I'm choosing to blame geography in this instance because the reality is too dreadful to contemplate. Mortages, wives, kids, years and careers have taken their toll on many of my friends and now even if I could rally the troops for a few dozen beers, I think it would be an exercise in fail. The beer got more expensive, the hangovers more relentless.

Ah well.

Here's to the end of a misspent youth. Now to settle down, get a proper job, buy a house, find a wife, spawn some moomins, get old and die.

Yay.

Replies

3 Dec 09, 4:31 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


Yeah, I can see why yer blaming Kent.

Anyway, here's wishing you a not too miserable birthday.

3 Dec 09, 4:31 PM
BarbieSlutLoki
UK(E), 6 yrs
Theres no rule saying you can't grow old disgracefully, it's only society that says you have to mentally accept you're getting old

You're as old as the woman you feel...but it helps if she's got big tits

The first rule of Brat Club, we don't talk about Brat Club...

3 Dec 09, 4:42 PM
CPeccavi
4 yrs
Aw, we're playing out tonight in Liverpool, can you not nick a boat and sail round to the Irish Sea?

I think everyone should like everybody ..... Andy Warhol

3 Dec 09, 4:49 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


CPeccavi wrote:
Aw, we're playing out tonight in Liverpool, can you not nick a boat and sail round to the Irish Sea?

Part way round the coast he'd make the realisation that if he was going to the Irish sea then he may as well head to Dublin instead.

3 Dec 09, 4:57 PM
Doghouse_Reilly
UK(MK), 6 yrs

MisterBear wrote:
CPeccavi wrote:
Aw, we're playing out tonight in Liverpool, can you not nick a boat and sail round to the Irish Sea?

Part way round the coast he'd make the realisation that if he was going to the Irish sea then he may as well head to Dublin instead.

Been there, done that. The lapdancers were Estonian. Odd that.

If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, you might want to stop waving that axe around.

3 Dec 09, 5:32 PM
Elegantly_Wasted
8 yrs
Let's get some cheap vodka and cheaper whores boyo. Not having any moping matey. Saturday?

I wuv you, you big murderous cat saddo.

Bear x

"Put your Ego's down - I've told you before not to play with them...."

3 Dec 09, 5:41 PM
Elegantly_Wasted
8 yrs
Oh and in addition to that, stop being a miserable, big girls blouse! :-)

Ashley the "tough-love" Bear x

"Put your Ego's down - I've told you before not to play with them...."

3 Dec 09, 6:46 PM
missPowers
UK(SE), 4 yrs
I'm LOVING being in Kent :)

*remembers she's only been home once this week*

:-) ETA - you're not that far from me and one or two others...oh ok, one other...um scrap that

what's 45 minutes between pervs eh? :-p

Logic only gives a man what he needs, magic gives him what he wants...
Whose magic are you?

Edited 3 Dec 09, 6:48 PM by missPowers

4 Dec 09, 3:46 AM
CPeccavi
4 yrs
MisterBear wrote:
CPeccavi wrote:
Aw, we're playing out tonight in Liverpool, can you not nick a boat and sail round to the Irish Sea?

Part way round the coast he'd make the realisation that if he was going to the Irish sea then he may as well head to Dublin instead.

Yeah but was there a fantastic munch in Dublin last night?

I think everyone should like everybody ..... Andy Warhol

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