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...conversation with my sister:
Me: anal sex, blah blah blah
Sister: yeah, totally, blah blah blah, oh let me check that online, hang on...
Me: it's on behalf of a friend, you know
Sister: uhuh. Anyway - oh my god, I've just found this thread. It says 'many men who have anal sex regularly are scared of going to the doctor to say that there is something wrong with their anus, in case the doctor notices'
Me: *snort* *honk*
Sister: 'something wrong with my anus'. What, like 'I used to get Channel 5 on it, but ever since I wired in Freeview I don't get it any more?!'
Me *snort* *honk* *excessive snorting and honking*
some time later...
Me: I can't bear the word 'fanny', it's so undignified and vulgar
Sister: I'm coming round to pussy
Me: hur hur hur
Sister: I'm quite fond of the term lady-kebab
Me: Ugh
Sister: well, it just conjures up this great image of the pitta bread with the little strips peeking out of it...
Me: I suppose so, but then I've been vegetarian when I was 12, so I haven't seen many kebabs...
Sister: Yeah, and as a whorish slapper when it comes to shagging birds, that probably means you've seen more Lady Kebabs than Meat Kebabs!
There's a reason why I love my sister 
Edited Fri 29 Jan 10, 7:29 AM by little_imp
| 28 Nov 09, 9:04 PM Just_jessica UK(BN), 4 yrs  |
And you have the out-right front to call me FILTH! Disgusting you are, should be stopped i say *wanders off tutting and shaking head* A stray dog is normally afraid and runs without direction. Once You slip a lead on it, it can relax as it has a leader to follow and obey. |
