Posted by hunny_Beez on Wed 28 Apr 04, 6:14 PM to hunny_Beez's blog.
Let me set the background to this.
It was about 2 years ago Master and i where living in the smallest two roomed house ever. the living room had a small sofa, and as i was in the middle of doing a computing degree and as Master is a computer engineer the rest of the room was full of computing equipment.
So if anything was moved or needed doing there was no room what so ever. On the day in question, i had put some additional RAM into my puter and changed the DVD to a DVD/CD writer. At the same time Master had been doing some work on our gateway box. So most of the desks was ripped out and the sofa had computer parts all over and the floor, well there was not spare floor in the room any way so it was piled up even more. in short you chould not swing a mouse never mind the praverbial cat.
I am happy to take puter apart, i have even been known to build one, but i do so hate scrambling around on all fours under desks putting the cables back in after anything is done.....Well that is were my mistake happened.
"Master" said i in a sweet inncoent way "please can you put my computer back, as i cant reach behind it properly" not a total lie more of a stretch of the truth. Master was already on the floor putting the gateway back in place so took my puter off me.....
my little heart beat fast in a few minutes i would have my puter all powered up, i could see if the extra RAM made it whizz any faster i could try cutting things to disc, it dont take much to get me excited, but more RAM, gosh.
As Master looked under my desk i heard the sigh. Oh heck i thought i knew what was to come. you see Master is very tidy when it comes to cables wires and all that stuff, me i just leave it where it falls, push it to the back and if all else fails re-arrange my books to hide them.
To my horror Master starts pulling out ALL the cables to my printers to my scanners to my speakers to the gateway to my back up box...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. i wanted to get on my puter i wanted to see if the RAM is working but no Master is going to "sort out your mess".
Now remeber two room house, no room normally but now...i start to try to help. "submissive, go amuse yourself while i sort this out" i did not want to amuse myself i wanted to go on my puter and see if it whizzes any faster (dead technical aint i).
so i start huffing and moving things and trying not to show how irritable i am....i fail.
Master stops, stands, pushes a whole load of bits off the sofa onto the floor. "Sit" his voice is calm, he is pointing to a small space to one side of the sofa...i sit.
I am then given a note pad and pencil. "write poems" i am told "if i hear one more huff, puff or word, your computer will stay off line for a week"......aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h.
I think it is only fair that i point out that i do write poetry. but not with a pencil and paper, i use my computer, that now has more RAM...no no i must write poems.
So i did as i was told. i wrote a poem. Master did not say it had to be a good poem, so i wrote the worst poem i have ever written. well in my opinion.
by the time this was finished, i had calmed down, and went on to write some ok stuff. but it was the bad poem i read out to Master once he had finished and asked what i had done.
it was called "Bum Chums". I thought i had been dead clever, got the last laugh so to speak. Yes i sat, yes i wrote poems but it was bad...no i did not get the last laugh...some months later when i updated my website...Master ordered the poem "Bum Chums" to be included. NOOOOOOO HORROR...i was so embarrased. Master wins again lol.
The funniest part of all this is that the poem Bum Chums is one of my friends most favourite of all my poems, so just for you minx...here it is
Bum Chums
Do you like to fuck my bum
If you do you could be my chum
For I like to feel my bum
Full of someone's cum
I think it could be fun
If you fucked my bum
Then inserted your thumb
To stop the dribble of the cum
If you had your thumb
Inserted in my bum
After you had cum
We would have had fun
Yep I told you it was bad, but minxy loves it.
luvs and hugs hunny
Edited Wed 28 Apr 04, 8:18 PM by hunny_Beez
