| ian_the_sub |
"Would You like to go out for a meal?" "Yes", She replied "...........a picnic would be nice" "A picnic - in November?" I asked. "Yes", She said," I would like My maid to serve me a picnic on the Malvern Hills - It will be fun."
I cheated a bit, and found a picnic site at the bottom of the Hills, which was quite useful as it was literally blowing a gale on the top. Imagine the amazement of the couple in their car in the picnic area when we drove up, and I got out of the car dressed in a white blouse and black skirt, and then laid the table (including a tablecloth) and served Ma'am Her wine, while she ate Her picnic.
And then, when Ma'am had finished, everything was quickly cleared away and we were gone.
It was fun.