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14 Nov 09, 1:54 PM
tazallie
UK, 2 yrs

AnEnglishMaster wrote:
Oh, I like to watch while a woman digs through her drawers.......

English

now why dosent that suprise me?

tapes mouth shut, sits on hands and crosses legs and peers around the board nervously... Is English gone yet?

Tazallie
Getting there!

14 Nov 09, 1:56 PM
AnEnglishMaster
UK(ME), 5 yrs

Being a perfect gentleman, I must insist that you don't sit on your own hands...... mine are MUCH bigger.....

English

14 Nov 09, 2:57 PM
prettyname
UK(NW), 11 yrs

LittleWonder wrote:
This was disproved. Cockroaches don't lay eggs...

http://pmo.umext.maine.edu/factsht/roach.htm

Also, is this BDSM related?

They do lay eggs, but they're huge, look similar to rice grains or mouse poo, then grow and look like brown pods, take months to hatch and contain about 18 cockroaches each. Either way, you're not going to find one on an envelope or have just one crawl out from anywhere

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14 Nov 09, 3:00 PM
Liefsome
UK(S), 3 yrs

prettyname wrote:

LittleWonder wrote:
This was disproved. Cockroaches don't lay eggs...

http://pmo.umext.maine.edu/factsht/roach.htm

Also, is this BDSM related?

The eggs stay attached to them, so they don't get 'laid' as such. Anyway... I'm not an insect person, I remember seeing this on TV as well, and that's what they'd said.

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Me: "I'm going to stab you with these scissors if you don't leave me alone."
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14 Nov 09, 3:08 PM
tails18
UK(OX), 2 yrs

MissFelicity wrote:
Shush, or a spider will crawl up your nose tonight in your sleep, lay eggs in your brain and then the hatchlings will eat your grey matter.

It's TWUE!

Aparently an average human eats 7 spiders in a life time in their sleep. A spider wonders aimlessly into you mouth, down you windpipe & dies :D

HA HA HA HA have fun sleeping tonite. :D

14 Nov 09, 3:13 PM
tazallie
UK, 2 yrs

it's what you might do with those MUCH bigger hands that worries me!

AnEnglishMaster wrote:
Being a perfect gentleman, I must insist that you don't sit on your own hands...... mine are MUCH bigger.....

English

Tazallie
Getting there!

14 Nov 09, 4:07 PM
Liefsome
UK(S), 3 yrs

tails18 wrote:

MissFelicity wrote:
Shush, or a spider will crawl up your nose tonight in your sleep, lay eggs in your brain and then the hatchlings will eat your grey matter.

It's TWUE!

Aparently an average human eats 7 spiders in a life time in their sleep. A spider wonders aimlessly into you mouth, down you windpipe & dies :D

HA HA HA HA have fun sleeping tonite. :D

For sale: insect netting. Attaches to the ceiling through a minor hook and drapes down around the sleeping area.

Any takers?

~Lilith~
Her: "But you haven't said the safeword."
Me: "I'm going to stab you with these scissors if you don't leave me alone."
Her: "That's the safeword..."
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14 Nov 09, 6:33 PM
Commander_Kwaaab
UK(SW), 7 yrs

Well surely, if a lady sub type person is concerned, it would only be polite, helpful and welfare orientated to ensure that her every orifice was plugged to preclude such arachnid or insect invasion? Just a thought. Trying to be thoughtful here...

14 Nov 09, 7:25 PM
AnEnglishMaster
UK(ME), 5 yrs

tazallie wrote:
it's what you might do with those MUCH bigger hands that worries me!

"Might"????

English x

14 Nov 09, 7:32 PM
AnEnglishMaster
UK(ME), 5 yrs

tails18 wrote:
Aparently an average human eats 7 spiders in a life time in their sleep. A spider wonders aimlessly into you mouth, down you windpipe & dies :D

HA HA HA HA have fun sleeping tonite. :D

Yet another urban myth. Whatever ELSE a sub may have to swallow during the course of a night, arachnids do not feature......

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp

English

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