Pam Ayres eat your heart out (4)

Posted by picksy on Sun 8 Nov 09, 9:36 PM to picksy's blog.

Tonight i shared my bath with a fly ,

There was no-one there just him and i ,

I was sat up scrubbing and then i was kneeling ,

He sat and watched me from the ceiling ,

It was steamy hot and getting hazy ,

Does passing time with a fly mean i'm going crazy ,

Whilst i was quite mellow making hardly a sound ,

He seem a tad gumpy keep buzzing around ,

Now some say we come back , we are reincarnate things ,

Could this be my Aunt Edith with a set of wings ?

I was hoping not , the old bird was a prude ,

And it would fuck her off to see me nude !

Now the room grew cold and the candle dim ,

As if the reaper had strolled right in ,

Dont play Picks your tune on your deadly flute ,

Dont come and take me in my birthday suit ,

Theres not just me death , look up there !

My fuckin Auntie Edith with wings and hair ,

She plumited down landing on her back ,

Was it old age again or a heart attack ,

Now i miss my Auntie Edith so i'm not being rude

But rather see her dead than see her walking on my food ,

And this tales half true i'm not trying to make you laugh ,

Just been chatting to a fly sitting in my bath.

Edited Sun 8 Nov 09, 9:50 PM by picksy

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8 Nov 09, 9:49 PM JustLou UK(M), 5 yrs	absolutely brilliant!
8 Nov 09, 10:34 PM feistywitch UK(WA), 5 yrs	soooo funny !! live the life you love, love the life you live.
8 Nov 09, 11:18 PM little_belle UK(E), 4 yrs	Well that's got to be some of the best poetry I've seen on IC. Nice one Hewwo! I make nylon whips. Take a peek at my profile if you'd like to buy one. * Even people who don't need people need people around to know that they are the kind of people who don't need people.
9 Nov 09, 11:02 AM Betony UK, 7 yrs	Love it!