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LOL, Reminds me of 2 episodes in my life

The first is my first erection (can't remember why) and standing in my bedroom wondering what to do about it (sic!) in the end I went to the bathroom and soaked a flannel in cold water , draped it over my erection, and kept doing it till the erection subsided

The second was when I was about 16, started going to this dance school in Kings Road Chelsea to learn ballroom dancing. To my horror, every time I had to practice with a female partner I got an erection and danced, much to the instructor's annoyance, with my bum pushed back to avoid contact (to this day I have similar problems if I waltz )

^Thunder^
Moderator of @For_Sale_And_Wanted I.C's own Exchange & Mart.
What you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. ~Jewish Proverb

Edited 6 Nov 09, 1:22 PM by x_Thunder_x

I may be a sick, twisted pervert, but I am NOT corrupt.

I went to an all boy's school. Our gym Master was an ex Arsenal player (Just looked him up out of curiosity on Wiki so won't name him).

He used to insist that the boys wore nothing under their gym shorts , even at times getting everyone to take their shorts off to check. Very helpful gentleman who used to stand at the bottom of ropes, wall bars etc looking up to help!!

One day he was ill and we had a replacement who wondered why we wore nothing under our shorts and was told that Mr X had said so

Mr X never returned to the school!!

^Thunder^
Moderator of @For_Sale_And_Wanted I.C's own Exchange & Mart.
What you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth. ~Jewish Proverb

Edited 6 Nov 09, 1:55 PM by x_Thunder_x

Because i doubt that would happen now?

bite me... please?

If anybody is in any doubt of which of my blogs are true and which are not true then I will quite happy to put then straight - I will not be offended.

Sean Carswell once said:

There is as much truth in fiction as there is fiction in truth.

Between the early sixties and eighties things changed a lot - mainly for the best.

Political correctness may have gone too far now but there were many in charge of children then who had questionable motives.

Thunder remembers about underpants being forbidden from being worn during PE... well that also happened to us... boys who disobeyed were slippered.

I based a fictional blog upon one particular PE teacher - he was a nasty bastard and once hit a boy with a golf club.

I was also told a story from a reliable source that he had called the girls in to witness the slippering of a young lad.

I still see him round town, he's retired now, and experience mixed feelings towards him:

One is anger... he was a bully

And

The other is a sense of excitement - beatings turn me on.

Ironic really... when I was younger I used to be embarrassed about getting erections

And

Now I am more embarrassed about NOT getting them!!

Ha, my chaps mum was telling me the other day (we were talking about us having a little boy on the way) that my chap went through a phaze of taking his clothes off when he was a kid and getting naked at the most innapropriate moments, that one day he did it at the local swimming pool, he suddendly got an erection and then all the other boys, mums etc etc just started to laugh at him, haha.

From that day on he never took his clothes off in public again.

Hasn't seemed to of affected him that much though, he walks round the house naked most of the time, haha.

I can't believe I've no control
It's all deranged - Bowie
"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected our generation, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

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