The pleasures and pains of love balls... (18)

I was instructed this morning that before going into town I should insert and wear my new love balls, I thought this was a great idea so readily agreed. Everything was going really well balls in place clothes on, dressed and ready to go. I had wondered about sitting down in the car but even this was ok, as I pulled out of the drive and into the road everything was feeling rather nice.

Until then it hit me...I sneezed. I have never really appreciated what it must feel like for a man of a lady sneezes or coughs whilst he is inside her but what happened next made me think about this...a lot. I do solemnly promise not to cough with Sir still inside me over again and think it is funny!!!!

I sneezed so hard that the first love ball was squeezed out of my pussy, now I am fairly young and well toned down there but it actually hurt when this happened because all of my being clenched around the ball as it excited my body. I was left driving with this ball hanging out of my vagina which was uncomfortable enough because it was held there by my knickers, until again unexpectedly I sneezed again and the other one shot out with more vigour than the first one, with disgust and discomfort whilst driving i reached into my leggings and removed the cause of my discomfort.

Most upset by the inability to perform a simple task Sir had asked me to perform; I threw them into the cubby on the door.

So my question is has anyone thought of using the bodies natural response to sneezing or coughing as a punishment. I.e. having objects inserted vaginally or anally and then being stimulated to cough or sneeze so that the objects are propelled????

xXx A perplexed DD xXx

Who knows, but I thought it would be fun to try.

Clear out items in drivers door before next valet.

Unfortunately the actual firing mechanism was not shown to the TV audience

"The roots may be bitter but the fruits are sweet"

I remember Mr methane from eurotrash...

I would have been obliged to put them straight back in, not remove them altogether.

... and for future reference, if you pop them in a little higher, this really shouldn't happen; otherwise women would be firing tampax shaped missiles on a regular basis ;o)

Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious.

That was the millenium eve special edition. Nice to see it wasn't just me watching TV when 2000 started.

Try them on a cross trainer... I love them that way. Or on a swing.

Dom's should measure the distance their sub can fire a standard golf ball so we can have heats before a uk match to pick the team

On your marks, get set Sneeze

Wayne

Politicians are like nappies
They should both be changed frequently
And for the same reason
(Barry Crier radio 4)

LMAO

You can control her only as well as you can read her