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FairyGirl
Posted by FairyGirl on Wed 14 Oct 09, 3:58 PM to FairyGirl's blog.

An actual profile I've just read...

Ok let me start with saying that a female can only be kinky and perv once she has fed someone with some good scat.Bottom line is that you can say you are hard and even do blood wich by the way even that is boring but if you dont shit in my mouth thne you defnately are tooooo boring. Back in centuries eating escrements from a Mistress was a sign of total devotion and if you cant understand that or dont have the mental power to understand it then I am sorry but you not a kinky mistress at all, all you like to do is simply to dress up , command few things , some whips and thats it. So pathetically boring and very extremely ordinary. NO offences but English CAN'T be kinky or fetish . I do Fetish clubs all over the world and believe me, english girls are the most boring people on earth. Do you really want to be called Kinky or Mistress? Then shit in my mouth, if you don't have the stomach to do this simple but deep task then you boring and very ordinary Other then that:

Kinky Psychic Vampire. Thats all you need to know I have no feelings or regrets, no suffering or pleasure. I'm not religious either. If I see the Christ I would steal his nails for my own endulgement. Can be a Total Master as a very bottom it depends on the scenario. Can also have no limits. Humans are for now, Vampires are forever So do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you like me now? Do you..... D

Adveniat Regnum Tuum Nosferatu

Other then that, I'm a scat slave who loves to swallow. Unfortunately this is a rare thing to find a Mistress into scat.Specially in this so behind country.

Edited Wed 14 Oct 09, 3:59 PM by FairyGirl

Replies

14 Oct 09, 4:06 PM
Jezzebelle
UK, 10 yrs
I must have his name, lol he shall be mine! NOT! In all seriousness I haven't heard of any clubs that allow scat, I could be wrong though.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jezzebelle/
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
- William Dement

14 Oct 09, 4:19 PM
NaughtyJim
UK(W), 5 yrs

That is AWARD-WINNING!! (I'm actually laughing involuntarily now...)

What makes someone write a profile like that??!!!!

I think the only suitable response to that is this.

14 Oct 09, 4:23 PM
rubesque
UK, 4 yrs
Just when you think you have seen it all!

He looked into My eyes, and I almost died. Then I remembered what I was and half killed him.

14 Oct 09, 5:07 PM
Bohemond
3 yrs
Erudition (Latin tags eh?), deep insight and grate speling combined - what Mistress could resist the self-evident charm and appeal of this dear soul?

When she had finally controlled her hysterical laughter enough to speak, that is.

14 Oct 09, 6:39 PM
go_dutch
UK(AL), 4 yrs


oh, i just found out who's profile that was...

he's a regular greek god isn't he :-p

Having an arguement on the internet is alot like competing in the Special Olympics. even if you win, you're still fucking retarded.
some men prefer to love other men. equally, some women prefer to love other women. there is a word that describes this kind of behavior. love.

14 Oct 09, 6:54 PM
andrewsean
UK(CO), 5 yrs

Well as a truck driver used to going into truckstop toilets and discovering a sewer snake that will not flush from the previous occupant maybe we could all point them towards Cambridge services on the A14 that should certainly take care of this urge for scat this person obviously has!

remember folks......it's only kinky the first time

14 Oct 09, 9:16 PM
dedicated_kitty
UK(LN), 3 yrs
I love it, I don't think I can even pick one favourite bit.

15 Oct 09, 12:42 PM
FairyGirl
UK(YO), 3 yrs

It made me lol a LOT.

"Nothing saves anyone's life, Sir. It just postpones their death." - Posner , The History Boys.
All it takes for bad English to prevail is for literate people to do nothing.

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