| sodsta |
Tags: North London (N)
So, as I was walking home from a long day of shopping earlier, I happened to glance down and notice that my flies were undone. I have no idea how long they'd been that way, but my guess would probably be ever since I used the café bathroom at lunch time - a good few hours earlier.
I *would* have been embarrassed by this fact, had I not then remembered, as I was stealthily zipping them back up behind my carrier bag, that I was wearing my mega awesome, multi-coloured, patch-work boxers that are MEGA AWESOME. So... if anyone *had* noticed anything, they'd probably just have thought "Wow, Mr. Open-Fly Guy, your boxers are pretty damn mega awesome!"
And that makes it all better. :D