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| MissLuciey |
on Tue 6 Oct 09, 9:51 AM to MissLuciey's blog.
I was talking to someone close to me this morning jestering and used an old saying.'I like to know the ins and outs of a duck's arse' he never heard of it .
Do you use any bizarre quotes?
| 6 Oct 09, 10:25 AM Balone 3 yrs |
My gran used to say 'jings tae hang!' but I've yet to learn what it means. She was Scottish though and I'm sure it originated there Pais porrada | ||
| 6 Oct 09, 11:18 AM iaNIKKI 3 yrs |
"Although the elephant has no sting...the wise man would rather be sat upon by a bee"..!!!! Nikki | ||
| 6 Oct 09, 11:41 AM Sharp_as_Ice 2 yrs |
One of my favourites is an old Cockney one for something that's filthy dirty: Black as Newgate's knocker. I also like and use "Sod this for a game of soldiers", "Christ on a bike!" and "Arse-biscuits and soapy titwanks". On passing wind I find myself drawn to exclaim either "God bless the Duke of Argyll", "No more curried eggs for me!" or "Quick nurse! The screens!".
So cool it hurts... | ||
| 6 Oct 09, 11:44 AM NightSprite UK(EN), 4 yrs |
"I'll backhand yah with a barndoor" was a favourite one used by a teacher! | ||
| 6 Oct 09, 11:53 AM MissLuciey UK(RH), 3 yrs |
And the problem that I am a switch is......? | ||
| 6 Oct 09, 12:02 PM NightSprite UK(EN), 4 yrs |
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| 6 Oct 09, 12:05 PM masterkim UK(BS), 7 yrs |
Well bugger me sideways. A kiss is just a kiss, but a whiplash lasts until morning. | ||
| 6 Oct 09, 2:24 PM beady UK(BN), 11 yrs |
"Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs..." (never did understand that one) "You're not as green as you are cabbage-looking"
And my favourite from my Nan - "I may be silly, but I'm not daft" (mind you, she was mad as a balloon A dog doesn't question why it barks... | ||
| 6 Oct 09, 5:46 PM andrewsean UK(CO), 5 yrs |
My Mistress always says of someone when they are confused that they....."Don't know if their arse is punched, bored or drilled" Females that annoy me are usually nicknamed "pearl" as they are formed throught many years of constant irritation or "gripper" for men as that means they lack the brains to move their hand and become a wanker! ETA, People that can't park quickly I usually comment that "they couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo" remember folks......it's only kinky the first time Edited 6 Oct 09, 5:48 PM by andrewsean |
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